Update on the sandwich deli girl

[Corona]

Is this sweet violet turd 2.0? Lmao.

 

[CrazyN8]

Thinly veiled stalker in the making thread.

Nothing thinly veiled about it. He has definitely sat in his white van after work to see which car is hers at the very least.

 

[NoSmilez]

I will root for sherbros but please figure out an exit strategy. Go on yelp and perhaps find a different store.

 

[Slothbroth]

My wife had a stalker just like this for a while.

I had to do the whole thing where I put my arm around her while staring him down, and squeezing the shit out of his hand when I shook it.

I'm not a super strong guy but he was old so that helped.

Congratulations sir. I'm so happy for you

Spoiler

 

[Sonny Qc]

The only thing getting between you and the deli girl is your apparence, wealth and general personality.

But Im rooting for you though.

 

[Sonny Qc]

@Slothbroth you know Im just fckng with you.

Love you sherbrah

 

[Striker Fox]

In high school I worked at a grocery store and a restaurant, and It seems a lot of men (mainly old/unattractive men) get confused when girls are doing their job being nice to customers. It makes for some very awkward situations, but who doesn't like some good cringe every now and then?

 

[Sonny Qc]

In high school I worked at a grocery store and a restaurant, and It seems a lot of men (mainly old/unattractive men) get confused when girls are doing their job being nice to customers. It makes for some very awkward situations, but who doesn't like some good cringe every now and then?

Everytime Im just thinking that I still got it....

 

[elreece]

Look, don't shit on yourself, your self esteem doesn't need that sir.
She already said no nicely however so maybe its time for a new sandwich shop or at least take a break from that one for awhile.

Hate to say it but even though @elreece is being harsh, he's also speaking truth in his words.

I am about as graceful as a sledge hammer....

 

[Striker Fox]

Also TS, look deep into the meaning of "Limerence"

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

The only thing getting between you and the deli girl is your apparence, wealth and general personality.

But Im rooting for you though.

And pretty soon a restraining order

 

[TheChance]

I feel like someone should notify this poor girl that she has a stalker

 

[Sonny Qc]

Also TS, look deep into the meaning of "Limerence"

As a french Can,
I have to admit that I learned this word here lol

 

[Sonny Qc]

I feel like someone should notify this poor girl that she has a stalker

If you haven't stalked any girl in your life,
You are not trying to get laid hard enough.

 

[tasteslikechicken]

surely this is a troll thread.

A grown ass man can't figure this shit out???

Are you autistic?

edit. is a troll thread, dedicated trolling though would read again.

How bout ya tell us, from your vaste experience.

 

[tasteslikechicken]

I don't know what to do.

I might be. I haven't been formally diagnosed but I'm socially a little awkward sometimes. Other times I feel like I handle some social situations better than other people. If the answer is obvious to you then I am all ears to any advice you have.

Part of me wants to ask her out again but I don't want to ruin things. You had to experience that look she gave me yesterday. I was just looking down at my sandwich when she greeted me. She was saying something to me with her eyes and smile.

I wouldn't get to far into it. Sounds like you are getting a bit borderline. Casually hit her up again in a way that isn't to direct and allows her an easy out. You will know. Or let it go before it becomes freaky obessesion shit. Don't worry about @elreece dont think he has ever been laid anyway.

 

[tasteslikechicken]

If she finds reasons to get close to you or touch you, maybe. Otherwise probably just polite. Do you have money?

 

[tasteslikechicken]

Everytime Im just thinking that I still got it....

They all got daddy issues these days... you might be surprised.

 

[Tone C]

How much do you tip her?

He'd like at least the first inch...

 

[Sonny Qc]

They all got daddy issues these days... you might be surprised.

If it weren't for daddy issues
My sex life would cost a lot more.