Unpopular Opinion: Dolls in Horror Movies aren't scary

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  1. Rhood Gold Belt

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    I never found these types of movies to be scary.
    It's just a 2 foot tall toy. Take it back to Walmart and get a refund. End of film

    Movies like Child's Play, Annabelle, and The Boy seem to rely on chilling atmospheric music, 5000 year old wooden floors that creak every time someone walks on it, and ridiculous jump scares.

    The point I'm trying to make is something that small could be replaced with anything to make it scary, using the exact same effects.

    For example:

    A scary pack of gum
    A baby diaper
    The Scary Dandruff on your Shoulders
    An Eraser
    Scary Swiss Cheese
    Scary Eggplant
    Scary clipped toenails laying in the bathtub
    Scary lint from the dryer
     
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  2. NoGoodNamesLeft Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    What about sex dolls?
     
  3. heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    Evil Dildos
     
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    Puppet Master movies are great though
     
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    Chucky was a ‘lil evil fucker. What he lacked in size, he made up for with ingenuity and the fact that nobody would expect it coming from a doll.
     
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    This scared me as a kid.
     
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    my oldest aunt used to have these antique clown dolls that used to FREAK me the fuck out. the old ones where they had elaborate patchwork bodies, stitched to fine detail, with porcelain hands, shoes & heads. one day, I was in their basement drawing Dragonball sketches. the clown that freaked me out the most was on the sofa in front of me. I dozed off for a bit & woke up creeped out, like something eerie was in the air, & when I looked at the sofa, the clown was gone, but instead on the recliner over to my right. I freaked the fuck out & my aunt told me she hadn't come down at all, & was just preparing lunch the entire time. what the fuck man.
     
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    Yeah well, most horror movies are terrible anyways
     
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    I never took childs play to be horror. The doll always talked too much. Way too gimicky
     
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    Sex doll with teeth in it's who haw
     
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    Dead Silence was ok.
     
  13. Lucifer Alpha The Catastrophe Banned

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    No.

    Chucky was literally called "My Buddy." He was supposed to be an innocent doll and a friend to Andy, not a murderous psychopath. That's what makes it scary.
     
  14. Nimrod Wistfull With A Fist-Full

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    Sorry dude.. but when you watch Poltergeist when your 10 years old.. yes that is my age when I watched it release date.. im an old cunt.. THE DOLL WAS SCARY AS FUCK ....

    Context is need, when I watch Annabelle, i enjoy the movie for what it is.. is the Doll scary ? no .. but if I watched this movie when I was 12, then yeah it might be scary.. Dolls play on the psychological level of life less child .. a dead child.. because that's what a doll is symbolically .. a dead kid.. that scares us .. dead children is scary ..
     
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    I actually did see Poltergeist when I was a kid.
    I was probably 6 years old when I saw it. The clown doll didn't scare me though.
    What scared me in that film were the trees grabbing people and molesting them and the raw piece of steak that was dancing on the table.

    I'd imagine the steak wouldn't be so scary if it wasn't for the sound effects.
    That somehow turned it up a notch.
     
  16. Nimrod Wistfull With A Fist-Full

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    Ok that is proof that you are scared of Trees and steak, and im scared of dead children.. i think theres serious psychological signifcance is all this .. thanks./.
     
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    I don't know dude, my entire generation hates clowns because of that fucking puppet in Poltergeist.
     
  19. ralphc1 Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    I've never found a movie to be scary. It's a fucking movie! It's not real!

    There are some real things to be afraid of, like Asian drivers and truck drivers with tools.
     
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    In for scary Swiss cheese.
     

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