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So it's summer time and I keep hearing from all kinds of people
"jack what do you have that smells so damn good?!?!?!"
Well I thought this would be a good topic for your Uncle to share with you young pups. Uncle Handle isn't all blood and guts a real man must not only develop his warrior skills in the cage and in the bed room (with women kong) but you also must know how to cook.
step 1 .Too much salt basic rookie mistake youre doing a chili, or stew, or gumbo e tu fei and you don't know how much salt too little regardless of your other seasonings and it wont taste good scientifically speaking our Tungs only have sweet salty cold and hot receptors.
so a good rule of thumb if you're cooking the girl you want to make a long term relationship a meal 1/2 cup salt per 100mgdl of base should have a really nice diffusion throughout your dish.
Choice of bread. every meal needs to be anchored by a good sour dough or pumpernickel rye bread I know she doesn't eat carbs just have it. wonder bread is okay kong...if that's that's what your beau likes...smh.
3.Choice of drink this is kind of a hard one choose soda and you'll look a lil immature, wine shell know your trying to get her pants off so my go to is a good beer preferably bottle no can boys coors or a jeiger should do the trick. my personal favorite is colt 45.... no quayloods in your beau's drink Kong.
4.desert desert is another hard one so stick to something fun and light like homemade ice cream or some sort of pie.
feel free to add any tips you think might help your sherbros. and click subscribe to my sherdog channel thanks.
"jack what do you have that smells so damn good?!?!?!"
Well I thought this would be a good topic for your Uncle to share with you young pups. Uncle Handle isn't all blood and guts a real man must not only develop his warrior skills in the cage and in the bed room (with women kong) but you also must know how to cook.
step 1 .Too much salt basic rookie mistake youre doing a chili, or stew, or gumbo e tu fei and you don't know how much salt too little regardless of your other seasonings and it wont taste good scientifically speaking our Tungs only have sweet salty cold and hot receptors.
so a good rule of thumb if you're cooking the girl you want to make a long term relationship a meal 1/2 cup salt per 100mgdl of base should have a really nice diffusion throughout your dish.
Choice of bread. every meal needs to be anchored by a good sour dough or pumpernickel rye bread I know she doesn't eat carbs just have it. wonder bread is okay kong...if that's that's what your beau likes...smh.
3.Choice of drink this is kind of a hard one choose soda and you'll look a lil immature, wine shell know your trying to get her pants off so my go to is a good beer preferably bottle no can boys coors or a jeiger should do the trick. my personal favorite is colt 45.... no quayloods in your beau's drink Kong.
4.desert desert is another hard one so stick to something fun and light like homemade ice cream or some sort of pie.
feel free to add any tips you think might help your sherbros. and click subscribe to my sherdog channel thanks.
