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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by sabretruth, Dec 17, 2016.

  1. sabretruth Gold Belt

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    Yesterday the company I work for bought us lunch. At the end of the day there were some subs left on the big plastic tray. One of my coworkers was blowing her nose awfully close to the food. I felt like saying, "Make sure you wash your hands before you touch anything", but I thought she'd know enough to not have to be told. I was wrong. She went straight from blowing her nose to picking through the subs trying to find what she wanted to take home RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. I couldn't fucking believe it.
     
  2. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Instead of uppercuts I recommend deli-thin slices
     
  3. My name is Shawn

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    people are assholes
     
  4. FeloniousMonk Red Belt

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    That flesh was probably filled
    with antibiotics & hormones anyways

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  5. michal001 Brown Belt

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    She doing you a favor. Making you stronger.

    What does not kill you makes you stronger.
    Stronger, faster, better, boogers.
     
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    Btw, the proper word is inconsideratude.
     
  7. You should have sneezed on the tray to mark your territory.
     
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    I don't advocate violence against women, but you should have punched her in the face.
     
  9. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    He should have gone for a submission
     
  10. Exi Dark Web Sys Adm/n Banned

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    Humans, like all biological organisms, don't think much outside of their own gain and comfort.

    Foggy memories of the past, with no vision of the future, and a vague feeling about the now.

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  11. michal001 Brown Belt

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    I can't believe that it's this many posts and none of you asked how hot she was. Half of you would eat the ass of a boise dime much less swallow her sneeze.

    So, TS, pics or werks.
     
  12. fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    Also this.
     
  13. Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    I bet some dudes had their fingers in their asses earlier before touching them subs. U be ok opie
     
  14. sabretruth Gold Belt

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    Maybe, but they probably washed them afterwards.
     
  15. Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    Doubtful. I'm a germaphobe and listen to ppl after they flush the toilet. Rarely does anyone wash their hands.

    Yes I'm fucked up. But y'all nasty.
     
  16. sabretruth Gold Belt

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    She's obese...
     
  17. michal001 Brown Belt

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    you mean thick! that's the perfect type for 56% of sherdog. thick, fluffy, obese, fat, chunky, that's right up the dog's alley.
     
  18. Kraysla Black Belt

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    Skip the uppercuts and go straight to Dim Mak.
     
  19. sabretruth Gold Belt

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    Too bad nobody like John Goodman in the Big Lebowski works at my work.

    "DID YOU NOT THINK THAT OTHER PEOPLE MIGHT WANT TO EAT THOSE FUCKING SUBS?!"
     
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    She was claiming her territory. Death touch is the only solution my friend.
     

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