Umbilical choke

guardpasser said:
screw it go for the medula oblongata omaplata.
a body choke would be ghey
lol .......:icon_chee
 
MetalSub said:
This is my first post so bear with me, I hope its not as newb as most of them, but I have always been curious as to why I have never seen anyone try this blood "choke" in MMA.

For anyone who isn't familiar, when you are born your heart rate is controlled by a nerve connected to your mothers nervous system through your umbilical cord. After you are born the nerve stays embedded in the body right under (or near) the belly button, and keeps its function!

This is why you see retarded kids getting high by pushing their belly button, what they are really doing is choking themselves out!

It seems to me that if you had a good side control, that one could execute this choke under certain circumstances. 5-10 seconds of hard pressure in the belly button will put most people to sleep. This may also catch seasoned fighters off guard (they may not defend fast enough) because it doesn't hurt while you do it, so people may not get what you are doing until they start feeling dizzy.

Has anyone ever tried this in competition? Does it have a name? Could it work?

Thanks guys!
/first post
I want to answer just in case your not joking about your post. the "nerve" does not maintain the same function after birth. you are not even close.
 
your naval is a scar. the inner most part being connected to your outter stomach wall. the two arteries and single vein that were once part of your cord go on to serve other functions
 
guardpasser said:
i just pushed on my belly button ,but there was too much lent in it, so i sucked it out with a shop vac and now i have a freakin outie.
go figure

is that where your belly button gives up eating red meat for a couple of weeks?!?
 
WaR6986 said:
i just pushed on my belly button and passed out

you need to get a defense for that

it is called the beer gut, I have it and have never been choked like this
 

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