Uh, well you know Mike, we really need to change the way we calculate reach

Every time theres a body triangle Rogan has to remind us of Ivan salaverry.
 
I bet if someone threw a quadruple jab, Rogan's head would explode.
 
A bit of RANDY COUTURE 101 JOE!!!

Dirty boxing!!!!!!!!
 
just stop posting reach all together
 
"Oh, he's in half guard! Randy Couture used to say that he preferred half guard because it gave him something to grab onto."

I've heard that explained dozens of times. I think both Rogan and Mike have referred to it several times each.
 
"Oh, he's in half guard! Randy Couture used to say that he preferred half guard because it gave him something to grab onto."

I've heard that explained dozens of times. I think both Rogan and Mike have referred to it several times each.

This is just lulzy.
 
"...and he is dropping BAAAMBS here Mike"

"Our corner cam is brought to you, by Corn Nuts. Corn...TO THE CORE!" hahahaha that last one is just hilarious.
 
A lot of people like the TS are really dumb and just don't understand the way the world works.

Yes, Joe says the same stuff often. Why? Because he HAS to.

You think they're ever going to consider measuring kick reach if he only says it once and then forgets about it? Only when you say it again and again and again and get other people talking about it and saying it, will anything ever get done.

That's the way the world works

PS: A lot of UFC fans don't watch every ppv. So while you might hear something all the time because you watch every single one, the guy who missed the last one is seeing it for the first time.

That's the same basic principle behind playing the same commercial over and over, day after day. You're hoping you'll catch all the people who haven't seen it yet.

Any questions?

EDIT: Oh I forgot. It's also very important for joe rogan to explain things to people that don't already know. We hardcore fans know how important leg kicks are, but most casual mma fans still don't get it. So for a long time people would get annoyed at him for praising leg kicks but he only did it because he wanted the casuals to understand how important they are, which is VERY

There can't be more than 10 people on this entire planet that give a fuck about leg reach. Kickboxing and muay thai have been around forever and they don't use it, so I think MMA will be fine without it.
 
"Nice leg-kick to the body" I still hear Goldy say that sometimes.
 
"xxx is really hurt here, Mike! I don't know why xyx isn't attacking. His corner should be SCREAMING for him to attack!"

Is it a conversational meme if he says it numerous times in 10 seconds? If so: "retard strength" x10 in GSP vs Mayhem.
 
also:

"like a baseball bat hitting your leg @ 90mph!!!! the DEEP thud, the bone just digs into the meat."
 
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