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"Kids, whenever fleeing the scene of a crime take everything you need with you the first time. Returning to the scene to grab cash just gives haters another chance to I.D. you".
"Kids, whenever you have kids out of wedlock with multiple ladies, once you become rich and famous, you have to choose which brood you will recognize"
"Kids, when you make hateful, bigoted remarks against gay kids on Twitter, make sure you 1. Delete that shit, real quick, and 2. Claim that your account was hacked if anybody finds out. "My account got hacked" works every time!"
"Kids, whenever you have kids out of wedlock with multiple ladies, once you become rich and famous, you have to choose which brood you will recognize"
"Kids, when you make hateful, bigoted remarks against gay kids on Twitter, make sure you 1. Delete that shit, real quick, and 2. Claim that your account was hacked if anybody finds out. "My account got hacked" works every time!"