UFC withdrawal symptoms; this is bad

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Guys my UFC withdrawal symptoms is kicking in fierce.

1) Sherdogging at 5am
2) I see Dana White staring at me in the corner of the room
3) I think Yoel Romero is hiding in my bathroom waiting to give me the kiss of death
4) Every porn I look at is turning into Brock Lesnar having sex with Broccccck Lesnar
5) Writing a post about UFC withdrawal symptoms and taking over 20 minutes to finish it

Lord help me, 7 more days.
 
Guys my UFC withdrawal symptoms is kicking in fierce.

1) Sherdogging at 5am
2) I see Dana White staring at me in the corner of the room
3) I think Yoel Romero is hiding in my bathroom waiting to give me the kiss of death
4) Every porn I look at is turning into Brock Lesnar having sex with Broccccck Lesnar
5) Writing a post about UFC withdrawal symptoms and taking over 20 minutes to finish it

Lord help me, 7 more days.
We just had Rizin's NYE card you goofball. How the fuck can you have withdrawal when we've been treated with this?





 
Damn bro. Im sure there's a pill for these symptoms?

This UFC break is good for you. Take the time to see your family, learn new cooking skills etc

Making 5 threads a day isn't the way sherbro
 
UFC = Utterly Fucking Crack

Please find a support group and a sponsor (as long as it isn't Monster/Howler Head/Modelo, etc) and stay strong.
 
Damn bro. Im sure there's a pill for these symptoms?

This UFC break is good for you. Take the time to see your family, learn new cooking skills etc

Making 5 threads a day isn't the way sherbro
As a practitioner take an oxy with a shot of jack BID. Personally I've been living life and going to fight pass for my MMA fix. I wish they would merge ESPN fights in if you pay for both but other than that it's great.
 
I spent the time from Boxing Day until this past Thursday watching the IIHF World Junior Hockey Championships.

Watched at least one game a day, usually two. Saw a lot of great hockey from the future superstars of the NHL. 10 teams in total.

Except for when Covid hit they have this tournament every year. Always starts on Boxing Day. It’s world class and a lot of fun. The first “official” tournament was in 1977. And I’ve watched it every year.

So when the UFC shuts down for the Holidays. It doesn’t bother me.

Gold Medal - Canada
Silver Medal - Czechia
Bronze Medal - USA

I’m looking forward to next year. The tournament was really good this year (It always is).
 
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