What are y'all getting for valentine's day this Friday? I think I'm too late for this to arrive in the mail in time I guess hindsight is 20/20. Has anyone ordered the UFC belt-replica bracelet for their better half? It looks elegant and not too tacky, from the picture at least. $150. https://ufcstore.com/products/ufcgnv0066-ufc-replica-belt-wrist-cuff-bracelet
I'm making a romantic meal of hotdogs for my wife. Of course they'll be branded with the UFC hotdog brander.
Joke's on you, I get to keep all my money, boyo! This time I'm either going for a unicorn or don't care otherwise. And I'm taking my sweet time...
I only approve of Valentines Day slogans which can double as Mortal Kombat fatalities. My children will be wearing "Heart Stealer" shirts to school.