UFC Valentine

What are y'all getting for valentine's day this Friday? I think I'm too late for this to arrive in the mail in time I guess hindsight is 20/20.

Has anyone ordered the UFC belt-replica bracelet for their better half? It looks elegant and not too tacky, from the picture at least. $150.



https://ufcstore.com/products/ufcgnv0066-ufc-replica-belt-wrist-cuff-bracelet

 

That belt wrist thing tell time?

 

All i see in that pic is boob

 

If you decide to buy jewelry, better buy something handmade from a goldsmith or something.

 

Seems a rather nice one too

 

You've got to be kidding me with that shit.

 

and




Expecting a fun filled night.

 

Pretty sure that belt wrist is actually the FLW replica belt.

 

I'm making a romantic meal of hotdogs for my wife. Of course they'll be branded with the UFC hotdog brander.

 

I'm going to brand my dick with it for a special surprise.

 

Joke's on you, I get to keep all my money, boyo!

This time I'm either going for a unicorn or don't care otherwise. And I'm taking my sweet time...

 

Anyway, that's amazin'...

 

Dont forget the chef's apron!

 

The love that knows no bounds.

 

I only approve of Valentines Day slogans which can double as Mortal Kombat fatalities.

My children will be wearing "Heart Stealer" shirts to school.

 

That bracelet is only cool for children.

 

You crack me up man. Consistently funny, at least once a week you make me laugh out loud