News UFC signs 15-0 All-Natty Russian, Ivan Shytrkov

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  1. Rebel_LioN

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    Not the best last name to have when coming to work in america
     
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    Pahahaha

    Ok then
     
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    Looks like the kid Drago in the latest Creed movie.
     
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    Should challenge Jones to see who can piss hotter.
     
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    For some reason I think his gas tank won’t be great lol
     
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    Lettuce, water, 100 push ups, 100 sit ups a day
     
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    you don't need gas tank when you are a jacked white boy
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    Roid factory
     
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    Will USADA or a fighter beat him first
     
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    He'd have at least one round of gas.....

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    Usada will get disqualified for testing Ivan. This guy is obviously 100% natural.
     
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    If you look like that from eating all your vegetables as a kid, then I should have eaten more vegetables.
     
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    Still cleaner than Jones
     
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    That was my first thought, lol
     
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    6 months in the testing pool will have him looking like a melted welly boot.
     
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    I'm pretty sure he took his vitamins and said his prayers like Hulk Hogan told us all to do.
     
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    Minus the lack of height, he looks like a typical sherbro.
     
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