UFC prefight sauna

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  1. Natesblackshirt

    Natesblackshirt Brown Belt

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    If one were to hit up the sauna before going to the fights do you think they would have to get up and pee less throughout the night? I'm debating cutting some weight for the fights tonight. What do you guys think?
    Edit: this is a serious thread I usually have to get up and pee at least 5-6 times a card
     
  2. ortizgnp

    ortizgnp Original Vince Belt

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    Shit like this is barely accepted while high, TS.

    Step up your game.
     
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  3. sirmorbach

    sirmorbach These violent delights have violent ends

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    You do know it's way past time for you to stop with these threads, don't you?
     
  4. The guest

    The guest Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Don't drink ya fuckin goof. Then you won't have to pee.
     
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    BC Helax

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    Ken Fresno Big Boy Belt

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    To be fair, if TS is just playing a character, he's pretty solid.
     
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    Abazzdeboom Legend in the making

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    Use a bottle like real truck drivers do
     
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    Harry Ellis Gold Belt

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    I don't understand the circumstances under which having to piss throughout an event is a problem. Just go piss. 5 times? Yeah, it can be done.
     
  9. Natesblackshirt

    Natesblackshirt Brown Belt

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    There's only one girls fight tonight though. I don't want to miss anything.
     
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  10. Sgt Smith

    Sgt Smith Bassed God

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    I just take my opponent down and pee on them from top position. Intimidates the hell out of them. I also think you may be a troll...an actual fucking troll.
     
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  11. Tito’s Juice Box

    Tito’s Juice Box Let’s get smashed.

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    There's like a half hour between fights, at least taking a piss gives you something to do to kill time.
     
  12. runnpray

    runnpray Full Kit Wanker

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    Wear a fucking diaper ya goof.
     
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  13. Chubalub

    Chubalub White Belt

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    You could take a dump 5 times during the night with all the downtime/promo/entrances.
     
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