Media UFC LW Jared Gordon involved in street altercation

[Rampage_Jackson]

Dude was about to put on some makeup before his ironic baseball furies club meeting and these assholes start bullying him. what bullshit.

 

[deviake]

At least he didn't get his ass kicked, must be a huge relief.

I'm sure, fortunately instead of the hospital he went back to home base.

 

[AssassinFacedBaby]

Gordon was nice to that buffoon

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

I'm sure, fortunately instead of the hospital he went back to home base.

his family must have been shocked when he got home. For them, this whole thing must have come out of left field.

 

[TITS]

When did this racecar driver become a UFC fighter?

 

[BC]

his family must have been shocked when he got home. For them, this whole thing must have come out of left field.

I guess you could say it was a curveball

 

[deviake]

I guess you could say it was a curveball

He had to leave, he was pitched an offer he couldn't refuse

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

I guess you could say it was a curveball

Hopefully they forgave him, I mean, they knew he was in a pinch!

 

[BC]

He had to leave, he was pitched an offer he couldn't refuse

An offer he couldn’t refuse, sounds like quite the steal

 

[deviake]

An offer he couldn’t refuse, sounds like quite the steal

Good thing they let him walk

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

He had to leave, he was pitched an offer he couldn't refuse

The dude with the bat just thought that the mma fighters were the bad guys, he just read the signs...

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

An offer he couldn’t refuse, sounds like quite the steal

Not an offer you want to balk on.

 

[deviake]

The dude with the bat just thought that the mma fighters were the bad guys, he just read the signs...

He found out walking up on a group of people with a bat is a bad idea, I'm sure he'll relay that info to his friends

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

He found out walking up on a group of people with a bat is a bad idea, I'm sure he'll relay that info to his friends

such a bad night for him, no wonder he is still single.

 

[boss429]

such a bad night for him, no wonder he is still single.

I heard he got to 2nd base with a girl later that night then hit for the cycle the following evening though.

 

[deviake]

such a bad night for him, no wonder he is still single.

He's certainly not in a scoring position

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

He's certainly not in a scoring position

Well all of this is out of his hands now, it's his lawyer that's on deck.

 

[deviake]

Well all of this is out of his hands now, it's his lawyer that's on deck.

His lawyer better be a power hitter

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

His lawyer better be a power hitter

he better be, or else he'll end up being another sacrifice.

 

[2sk]

this would not have happened if the guy in the video was taller. 100% manlet rage + having a weapon made him feel like he could do shit

sad manlet life