UFC Girl Gets Married

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  1. ReadWrite

    ReadWrite Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    Brittney Palmer is off the market. Cue the sad faces.:icon_cry2:icon_cry2:icon_sad:

    The lovely UFC Octagon girl -- and one of the hottest women in the world per Maxim -- got married over the weekend to Aaron Zalewski. No, he's not an MMA fighter; he's actually in finance. So, there's hope for all you nerds out there.

    Palmer posted a bunch of pictures of the ceremony on her Instagram and, obviously, she looked awesome. Her mom walked her down the aisle. Palmer and Zalewski are now honeymooning at ME Cabo in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, which is just a ridiculously gorgeous place. Don't stalk them, please.

    http://msn.foxsports.com/ufc/haymak...mer-got-married-this-weekend-don-t-cry-051314

    http://instagram.com/brittneypalmer
     
  2. natman589

    natman589 Orange Belt

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    do you think the plastic surgery saves time in photoshop before the pictures are released?
     
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  3. Bloodshedder24

    Bloodshedder24 Blue Belt

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    ashley schaeffer on the back

     
  4. Rex Kwon Do

    Rex Kwon Do ál-ḥámdúlílláh

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    I swear to you, as soon as I saw that pic, I was going to post, "Ashley Schaeffer?"

    Then I scrolled down and saw you beat me to it. Damn. Lol.
     
  5. JudoThrowFiasco

    JudoThrowFiasco Charming Quark Platinum Member

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    In before the legions of sherdoggers who claim they wouldn't partake in the bedding of Plastic Britney.

    Lies.
     
  6. jcandoitbig

    jcandoitbig Green Belt

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  7. HandsomeDevil**

    HandsomeDevil** Blue Belt

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    To be honest, she's not wifey material but then again, I doubt either of them care too much, the guy thinks he hit the jackpot, she hit the jackpot though.
     
  8. Cage917r

    Cage917r Brown Belt

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    Cool...she peaked three years ago anyways...
     
  9. Bloodshedder24

    Bloodshedder24 Blue Belt

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    have some more ashley

     
  10. CleverNameEh

    CleverNameEh All out of bubblegum

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    There's still hope.

    In a couple years when she's bored of their sex life, and he's off on some business trip, that's when i'll swoop in and woo her. And by woo her, i mean violate her anoos of course.
     
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    SuwoopBangin Praise Be Unto The Based

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    Welp, guess there's no reason to watch UFC anymore. RIP MMA.
     
  12. Lito Lapida

    Lito Lapida Brown Belt

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    plastic surgery
     
  13. DownwardStrike

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    Your many identical siblings eagerly await you in the wasteland.
     
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    they need new ring girls. these are getting tired
     
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    Lucifer Alpha The Catastrophe

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    looks like she reached her goal. after she quit the ring girl job to go to college, she realized no one gave a shit about her. No attention, hotter girls, much harder college work involved. She quit college, rejoined the UFC job and got some plastic surgery after seeing the younger hotter girls which killed her self-esteem. then married ASAP knowing her door was closing.
     
  17. M.V.C.

    M.V.C. Gold Belt

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    Brought to you by Sherdog TMZ.
     
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    Elbows too pointy, would not bang.
     
  19. CC's left foot

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    Whoa, that's one of the most whorish wedding dresses ever.



















    Would ;)
     
  20. MilesAbove

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    So sad what happened to her face. Haven't been that bummed since Meg Ryan went loco.
     

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