Rumored UFC Fighters Past & Present GOAT Hairline

[Benoitthegr8]

UFC Fighters Past & Present GOAT Hairline

The poll is who in the UFC past and present has the GOAT Hairline...

Feel free to add pictures to the list as I’m sure I missed some very deserving candidates, I’ll add them to the poll

Pictures can be from said fighters Hairline Prime, like fighting abilities the Hairline declines with age except for a lucky few. It seems as a generation of Sherdog posters seems to possess an obsession for Hairlines, I find this both fascinating and worrying. Hopefully this thread will be fun or the mods will quickly banish to the LW’s, feel free to troll... and yes TS has repressed feelings of Hairline envy and jealousy towards the fighters listed in the poll... LoL


“When you reach the end of your hairline prime, hone your razors edge, and shave on."
-Franklin D. Roosevelt

“You will face many defeats in life, but never let your hairline be receded”
-Maya Angelou

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to hair transplantation when they gave in to a toupee."
-Thomas A. Edison

“The wise mans Hairline does not grow thin, but ripens”
-Victor Hugo

"The real test is not whether you avoid baldness, because you won't. It's whether you let it harden or shame you into a baseball cap, or whether you learn from it; whether you choose to persevere through Finasteride or Propecia"
-Barack Obama

 

[Platinum]

Your mother

 

[Drain Bamage]

Shogun

 

[Benoitthegr8]

 

[Benoitthegr8]

Shogun

Good pick, won’t let me edit poll

 

[Benoitthegr8]

Your mother

Your mother and father

 

[Death By Samson]

I've got to go with Palhares. He barely has a forehead.

 

[Rod Farva]

I went with Palhares

 

[Sansnom]

Sherdog, the only place you will you find a detailed thread dedicated to hairlines.

 

[basedgodfedor]

Therodou has great hair no homo

And he isn’t in the poll lmao

 

[chuckleknuckle]

I've got to go with Palhares. He barely has a forehead.

Proves he's all natty.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

It’s woodley and it’s not close. It’s natural too, he doesn’t use products and extensions to cover his flaws like some of these cheaters

 

[chuckleknuckle]

Thug Rose.

And for the love of God someone post a pic of sexyama.

 

[OneManGang]

As a sworn shaubinist, I have to say that Brendan Schaub has by far the most powerful hairline - perfectly positioned on the Norwood scale. And, he wears his perfect hairline without looking like a werewolf like so many others do. Brendan Schaub is the winner and shaubinism prevails again.

 

[OneManGang]

I've got to go with Palhares. He barely has a forehead.

I hope you are not insinuating anything.

 

[lefthighkick01]

I dont give a fuck and this is just weird...

 

[Pequeño Corey]

“Juicemar”

 

[supnmunm]

I gotta go with Woodley due to perfect symmetry and just how sharp the hairline is.

 

[ZekaPeka]

Schaub, masvidal, theodoru

 

[Lawblaw]