UFC 173 Haikus

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  1. ManyJudgesGuess

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    Breakdown UFC 173, Haiku-style!:icon_chee

    A haiku is a 3 line poem, with syllables that are typically 5-7-5.


    For example:

    Lower-calf leg kick
    His ankle folded inwards
    Threw-up in my mouth

    or

    DC tossed Hendo
    Didn't respect his elders
    Put the man to sleep

    or

    Vicariously
    Faber defeated Renan
    Still without a belt


    Even if you want to post a haiku for anything MMA related that's cool.

    Don't worry about it being good just as long as it can get your point across :)
     
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    Your thread sucks
    Not very good
    Please try again
     
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    I'm just being
    A typical Sherdog dick
    Don't get mad
     
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    Why are his hands down?
    Please God, tell me: why are they?
    Cucuy by KO
     
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    lol, nice.

    All I do is win!
     
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    It's OK to troll
    It's NOT OK to be scared
    Like Ellenberger
     
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    Derp a derp a derk.
    Derp a derp derp a derk derk.
    Derp a derp a derk.
     
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    still = 1, had = 1, re-sults = 2, spoi-led = 2 ....you've earned banishment from the thread!
     
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    Troll and make nice
    Diaz Bros style
    It's whatever
     
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    Lol

    So sorry for that

    "Did you watch the fights?
    No? Fine then, I won't tell you
    who the new champ is..."
     
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    Sometimes spoiled can be like miles or smiles... Some use the poetic license and pronounce it as one syllable :p
     
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    hmmm i'm on the fence with that one, maybe we'll put that down to differences in accent

    i was swithering on whether the final S in results constituted a 3rd syllable too.. hmmm i say, hmmmmm..
     
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    lol

    Hey, Dana... Dana!
    No Middleweights on Main Card
    ... ducking Vitor bro
     
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    the / this = same 1 syllable. These / Thesis = 1 / 2 syllables.

    Sometimes American haikus are different anyway:

    Fighters injure
    Soon I fight. I back
    Is normal.
     
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    Lawler beat Jake
    Jake beat Shields
    Shields beat Lawler

    :3
     
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    The bat lord died-ed
    He finally met the sun
    Nail in the coffin
     
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    lol
     
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    Someone tell me why
    Overeem never seems to
    Win us all over
     

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