News Tyron Woodley album out March 4th also moving to MW end of the year

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lol it would be pretty funny if woodley lost to usman, wouldn't it?
defo could see this happen, wooldey falling asleep while watching usman "perform" in the octagon
 
Maybe Tryon can go 8mile and freestyle rap on his opponents??

"Oos-man, you're a douche-man with downs!
I'll double leg your girl, skip the ground & let's pound
To a Marty like you, my Octagon be frightening
One more Nigerian that ain't gonna rise again."

And so forth .
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Woodley vs Yoel for an explosive fight.

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Tyron openly expressed his fear of Yoel lol. Yoel isn't going anywhere. He will defeat everyone up to the title again, then what will Tyron do? His chin isn't a hard one either..
 
I hope it's just 60 minutes of Dana White Diss tracks

And a cover of "Ready for love" by Bad Company as a bonus on the deluxe edition

Dana FUCKIN White.
Got shook by Turinabol.
Woodley chasing dreams
Fat face is growing redder y'all

TMZ and UFC
Woodley stay workin
Dana lost his mobster bros
Now he's WME twerkin

Bald. as. fuck.
People think he's grease-ay
I'll rip my belt out of his hands
Just like my boy, Stipe

Dana lost the plot
NSAC got him raging
He's shook, he's a crook
He no longer eats Kajun.

This shit just writes itself.
 
Dana FUCKIN White.
Got shook by Turinabol.
Woodley chasing dreams
Fat face is growing redder y'all

TMZ and UFC
Woodley stay workin
Dana lost his mobster bros
Now he's WME twerkin

Bald. as. fuck.
People think he's grease-ay
I'll rip my belt out of his hands
Just like my boy, Stipe

Dana lost the plot
NSAC got him raging
He's shook, he's a crook
He no longer eats Kajun.

This shit just writes itself.
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Someone sign this man lol
 
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Dana FUCKIN White.
Got shook by Turinabol.
Woodley chasing dreams
Fat face is growing redder y'all

TMZ and UFC
Woodley stay workin
Dana lost his mobster bros
Now he's WME twerkin

Bald. as. fuck.
People think he's grease-ay
I'll rip my belt out of his hands
Just like my boy, Stipe

Dana lost the plot
NSAC got him raging
He's shook, he's a crook
He no longer eats Kajun.

This shit just writes itself.

Lol... Nicely done sherbro!

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Instead of him moving to MW, they should just do the 165/175 split like most fans want. That way, after dispatching Usman and Colby, Woodley can take on new contenders coming down from MW.
 
Lulz at Woodley ripping off Juggalos because he lacks creativity. This was already a rap album in the 90s.
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36 years old, 5'9" ... going to move up to MW? Lol, good luck with that, homie.
 
Here's (probably) what's gonna happen :

As soon as Tyron loses a UFC fight (he's doing well...he may never!) then he will retire in the Octagon, and dedicate his life to his new music career.
He knows that Dana is waiting back in the locker-room with a metaphorical loaded Glock...... so he will jump immediately if and when he loses.
 
this 5'9 fighter seems to do well at MW: https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Kelvin-Gastelum-74700
if Woodley fought Whittaker, he would only lose 2" of height to him: https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Robert-Whittaker-45132

is your point mainly about the age? i don't see 5'9 being an issue for a wrestler (he will benefit from a lower centre of gravity).
It's a combo, he's already probably reaching the point of diminishing returns as far as speed and strength. So if his speed begins to decline, the size disadvantage will be a lot more apparent since he will likely not be able to compete strength wise with the guys at MW. Gastelum is kind of an outlier, and we all know it's more likely due to poor discipline rather than being suited for the division ... he just happens to make it work because his skills are so top notch and actually improving. I think moving up in weight when Tyron's athletic prime begins to fade could be a disaster for him. He still looks good though, so who knows maybe he's going to be able to compete into his 40s or something.
 
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