Tyhoon aka russian nuclear sub

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  1. DesignedFailure

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    they acknowledge 5 with one being decommissioned. As the name applies it is massive. size of a blue whale with nuclear warheads on it.
     
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    Stoic1 Boogaloo Time

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    Jesus. That's scary.

    I wonder if there are any other countries with huge submarines armed with nuclear missiles.
     
  3. Makani

    Makani Ain't Nobody Ever Been Free

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    Underrated movie.
     
  5. DesignedFailure

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    Laugh but can diliver a huge payloade on us nuclear or not
     
  6. DesignedFailure

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    it is a scary. these these are floiating around with 10-15 nucular missles on them.
     
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    Best op, submarine is shit though.
     
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    What is a nucular missle? Also, how would you fire off a nuke underwater, at anything?
     
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    Stoic1 Boogaloo Time

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    I dunno. It's a big mystery. Pretty soon someone will say we could just build big moveable floating islands to land our jets on and they would be all nucular too.
     
  11. Makani

    Makani Ain't Nobody Ever Been Free

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    Damn right, Grammer killed it, and Schneider wasn't bad either.

    Also, I think it's much more funny when people mispell nuclear than when they mispronounce it for some reason. Unless it's Bush.
     
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    Lol @ flying islands jets could land on. Next thing you'll be saying is that there will be remote controlled planes with missiles
     
  13. DesignedFailure

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    the united stares biggest sub is half the size of this thing. is not stealth capibale but it can not be picked up on sonar
     
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    I still use the "but you forgot, like an idiot Buckman!" line from time to time. Unfortunately 98% of my friends have no idea wtf I'm talking about.
     
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    Makani Ain't Nobody Ever Been Free

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    I still use "Polishing the old torpedo, sir?" as my go to nasturbation euphemism, Periscope, In The Army Now, and Hot Shots are movies that no one ever knows what I'm talking about when I quote from.
     
  16. Arkain2K

    Arkain2K Si vis pacem, para bellum

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    Get outta here! What's next, ships with railguns and laser beams attached to their bulkheads?
     
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    Zankou Bringing peace and love Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Size of a blue whale? It is 600 feet long and 50,000 tons. It is the size of 500 blue whales put together.
     
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    In Russian though, so with the conversion rate it's actually one U.S. Blue whale.
     
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    [​IMG] <-- borey is replacing the Typhoon
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    [​IMG] <-- its successor
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    Arkain2K Si vis pacem, para bellum

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    Typhoons: big, slow, and easy target for the Los Angeles-class.

    The Ohio-class are half the displacement, yet carries more missiles (24 vs 20).

    It's probably more comfortable living on the Typhoons with the extra space though.
     

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