Two Thugs and a Whale Facing Felony Charges After Attacking Venice Beach Lifeguard

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  1. Arkain2K

    Arkain2K Si vis pacem, para bellum

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    Complete cell phone footage (MUST SEE!!!)

    http://abc7.com/news/raw-video-vicious-lifeguard-beating-at-venice-pier-caught-on-camera-/894883/


    • Ghetto drunks lit their smokes on the Venice Beach pier, Lifeguard told them they can't do that.
    • Ghetto drunks threw their burning cigarettes at the lifeguard tower and attempted to climb up the ladder.
    • Lifeguard dump a bucket of water on them.
    • Lifeguard left the tower and immediately got jumped by the two males.
    • Random shirtless beach-goer broke up the 2 vs 1 beating by whacking black-shirt thug in the head with an orange traffic cone!
    • Lifeguard quickly KTFO white-shirt thug, while black-shirt thug is now fighting shirtless guy.
    • Lifeguard got up and came after the black-shirt thug.
    • Beached whale jumps in to kick the lifeguard in the face while yelling "Stop!" and "He's sexually-harassing me!!!" on top of her lungs, and then threaten to sue the lifeguard she's just attacked.
    • All three trashbags are now facing Felony charges for assaulting a Peace Officer (up to 3 years in county jail and $10,000 fine)

    News Update 1:




    News Update 2: The three suspects are taken into custody.

    News Update 3: It's confirmed by the police department that a lit cigarette was tossed into the lifeguard tower.


    News Update 4: The LAPD identified the two men as Harutiun Balyan, 30, and Ara Sarkisyan, 28. The woman was identified as Arusiak Gekchyan, 28.


    News Update 5: Before the brawl broke out, heated words were exchanged and the smoking drunks tried to climb up the ladder into the lifeguard tower, and got doused by a bucket of cold water for their trouble.

     
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  2. kuromusha

    kuromusha LONZO LOOMS 2019

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    Didn't watch the video but not really surprised. Venice Beach attracts garbage.
     
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  3. goldennirvana

    goldennirvana Satanic black magic!

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    May they all meet a fiery death.
     
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  4. Arkain2K

    Arkain2K Si vis pacem, para bellum

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    Oh you wanna see the complete raw cellphone footage, just for the delusional beached whale who thought she could get bystanders to believe the lifeguards actually want to sexually-harass her nasty ghetto ass.
     
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    Meh. Should have thrown that beached whale back to the ocean though, maybe after a few smacks from the banzai shorts wielding the traffic cone.
     
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    I love how she was running around kicking dudes and screaming "you sexually harassed me!" at both guys she attacks.
     
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    Yeah, but only Black Lives Matter.
     
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    AgonyandIrony Gold Belt

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    Weird correlation.

    Also I immediately thought of Bobby Hill. "That's my purse I don't know you!"
     
  9. Osculater

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    The Japanese tourist should've harpooned that ghetto whale.
     
  10. Rhood

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    I thought she was saying "you are sexually harassing me" as she was throwing uppercuts.
     
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  11. Adamant

    Adamant GOLD BELT

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    If there's no blacks being beaten, nothing to see here.
     
  12. TSO

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    She said both, it was great. She even ended with a "Im suing you!" at the end when she ran up from behind and clocked him again.
     
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  13. Arkain2K

    Arkain2K Si vis pacem, para bellum

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    Fucking ghetto whale must be smoking something real good.

    Even Bill Cosby wouldn't tap that nasty ass.

    Watch the raw cellphone footage. The whale was relentless after her boy got KTFO!

    I actually want to see her trying to sue them, just so the judge can laugh in her trashy face.

    Dude, go troll somewhere else.
     
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  14. Adamant

    Adamant GOLD BELT

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    Lifeguards should be armed. No joke.
     
  15. 7437

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    nothing like a big piece of metal that can never get wet to help save a drowning person.
     
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  16. Adamant

    Adamant GOLD BELT

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    Obviously this would be kept in their towers.
     
  17. RightKnee

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    I DEMAND prison for all of them. 5-6years seems fair.
     
  18. 7437

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    gee, thats useful. I gun you dont carry with you, and leave in public places.
     
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  19. TSO

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    Guns can and do function after getting wet and even being submerged. They would be almost useless if they couldn't.
     
  20. Adamant

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    Well, if you'll turn your brain on for a second, when someone is drowning, what need is there for a gun? What about when someone attacks you while you're at your tower? Hmmmmmm. Logic.
     

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