TUF fighter Ray Elbe hilarious hospital account of his sex injury

[Ro Dubya Bush**]

Didnt realize you could snap your dick like that. Fucking scary stuff, especially when he said he couldnt stop bleeding then passed out from it

Poor bastard

 

[SpeckledBob]

thats what happens when you stay in the pocket and bang too long

 

[Sentomaru]

Oh fuck.

Just wish him a good recovery, fuck my dick hurts from imagining that shit happening to me.

 

[guilineseguy]

after reading that

From one man to another, I hope you get Lou Gehrigs disease

But seriously....i don't know what to say, that would be the worst thing that could happen.

 

[prodigybest]

lol

 

[dawnignited]

I think I could go a lifetime without my dick getting Arona'd.

 

[snakeyes1022]

Apparently it happened to Dennis Rodman twice. He talked about it on The Stern show years ago.

 

[DarthChen731]

Apparently it happened to Dennis Rodman twice. He talked about it on The Stern show years ago.

Bad company to be in

 

[RearNakedCh0ke]

I feel for him...

 

[arrelione]

Aaww shieeeet that was nasty.

 

[LiverpoolJim]

"
Topping this entire ordeal, the nurse grabbed my pee filled catheter bag from the bed, and Melvin Manhoef led me to the bathroom as I splattered the toilet with
a constant spray even Nick Diaz would have been impressed with" comedy GOLD GOLD I TELLS YOU

 

[Lead]

I feel so bad for how hilarious that read was. Poor guy

 

[BoogerDawson]

The part about how his dick was Arona'd was hilarious.

I read Dennis Rodman's book (I think it was Bad as I wanna Be), and he said that he broke his schlong, too.

 

[Xing Alechemist]

Thats the last time his girl will ever be on top.