Trivial things people should go to jail for

gizmo J

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1. Bus drivers who gives you false directions.

2. When your holding the door open so a person could grab the door before it closes.....and that person just walks through instead of grabbing hold of the door.

3. Complaining about men going in to the girls bathroom when its a single persons bathroom.

4. Small children who stare at you for long periods of time and are unfazed when you scowl at them.

5. Changing the interface of a frequently used Website so drastically that people can no longer navigate it by instinct.

You guys want to add anything?
 
go to jail for?
eh, can't think of anything honestly
 
People shouldn't go to jail for trivial things.

But, to humor you, I was at a Mexican restaurant this evening, and the waiter walked up and asked, "Are you ready to order, amigos?" Ok, we are not amigos, dude. And I know you're only being friendly like that bc you're told to. I looked him dead in his eye and said, "Dont sass me, Paco."

*****s should go to jail for sassing people.
 
Having a non-plat account.
 
making stupid threads on sherdog

dats a paddlin
 
5. Changing the interface of a frequently used Website so drastically that people can no longer navigate it by instinct.

I have seen the new Sherdog website that will be running in a couple of weeks. People are going to go mental. Can't wait.

(It will be great though)
 
Having a non-plat account.

For real. Can't stand when non-plats try to talk back to me like they ain't poor. It's like..BITCH!!! YOU POOR! STFU!!!! All plats should be able to unilaterally ban any non-plat on a whim. Namsayin?
 
I have seen the new Sherdog website that will be running in a couple of weeks. People are going to go mental. Can't wait.

(It will be great though)

that reminded me
another site i use should be rolling out some changes soon
can't wait to see honestly
the inevitable bitching is always nice too
hhehehehehe
 
for non-plat shaming


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1. Bus drivers who gives you false directions.

2. When your holding the door open so a person could grab the door before it closes.....and that person just walks through instead of grabbing hold of the door.

3. Complaining about men going in to the girls bathroom when its a single persons bathroom.

4. Small children who stare at you for long periods of time and are unfazed when you scowl at them.

5. Changing the interface of a frequently used Website so drastically that people can no longer navigate it by instinct.

You guys want to add anything?

Unless the website was changed to another language, I feel anyone under the age of 50 with no mental or physical handicap who's unable to navigate a recently updated website should be tossed in the slammer. That is to say I feel stupidity should be a crime.
 
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