Translation of the article about JDS' separation

[Eufron]

I translated the article about JDS' separation and posted it earlier today. However, the two threads on which I posted it got deleted/cleaned up due to people losing their cool about the situation (at least as far as I could tell).

For this reason, I am reposting it (I hope I'm not breaking any rules in doing so; I merely wish to provide a translation for non-Portuguese speakers).

Recently separated, Junior Cigano reveals: "I'm dying to see the family"

Still distraught for having lost the heavyweight belt to the american Cain Vel

 

[drkaratekid]

Thanks for the translation TS

 

[phd]

Translation:

"I'm pretty ballin now, so I think I fancy the idea of crushing a lot of young hotties. Have you been to the beaches down here? Dat ass!!!!!!!"

 

[shonuf]

thanks. you mind if i post the correct translation in the other thread?

 

[Boostbrah]

Translation:

"I'm pretty ballin now, so I think I fancy the idea of crushing a lot of young hotties. Have you been to the beaches down here? Dat ass!!!!!!!"

No.

 

[Eufron]

thanks. you mind if i post the correct translation in the other thread?

Not at all.

 

[lockon]

thanx TS

 

[mmaelitefan000]

Translation:

"I'm pretty ballin now, so I think I fancy the idea of crushing a lot of young hotties. Have you been to the beaches down here? Dat ass!!!!!!!"

9/10 lol

 

[goldenaxe]

Translation:

"I'm pretty ballin now, so I think I fancy the idea of crushing a lot of young hotties. Have you been to the beaches down here? Dat ass!!!!!!!"

perfect translation 10/10

 

[Guld**]

Translation:

"I'm pretty ballin now, so I think I fancy the idea of crushing a lot of young hotties. Have you been to the beaches down here? Dat ass!!!!!!!"

Sadly this is probably closer to the truth.
I'm pretty sure we all saw this coming.

 

[blitzk]

I wonder why he doesn't love her anymore?

On a serious note, to be fair, he did seem a little off on fight night, I said that to my brother as we were watching. I was rooting for Cain but I do give the benefit of the doubt to JDS and I do think a rematch would play entirely different.
I wouldn't bet on any of them tho.

 

[cluegoo**]

Sadly this is probably closer to the truth.
I'm pretty sure we all saw this coming.

You dont stay with someone for 10 years because of looks, some people have more integrity and intelligence than to bail out as soon as they hit the big time. Say what you like about jon jones but he hasnt done a jds so far.

 

[Guld**]

You dont stay with someone for 10 years because of looks, some people have more integrity and intelligence than to bail out as soon as they hit the big time. Say what you like about jon jones but he hasnt done a jds so far.

"No dis-hespect....but I'm too good looking for you now. K-Bye"

Edit: I wouldn't be surprised one bit if Jones was caught Bones-ing around soon. 30th birthday is a good guess.