You're hosed. Not only is there nowhere to train, your degree will be worthless. Plus all the copper in the water will turn your hair reddish-brown, and your teeth will soften from it as well.
///class of '99... loves BSU, no love for Muncie.
//serious note: use the search function to look for a "Post Your School" thread in the Standup Forum... I think I saw a few that were in the Muncie/Anderson/Huntingon/Marion area.
/There's also one on the northeast side on Indy, like 71st and Shadeland... the name escapes me, but it's like 50 mins from you on I-69.
Good luck.