Trader Hoe’s is the worse

You're crazy. Trader Joe's is awesome.

They sell finlaggen old reserve Scotch super cheap and it is the best single malt you can get in terms of bang for your buck.
I get beer cheap at trader joes and they have a good selection of craft beers and their own brand of beer is also good and like 9 bucks a 12 pk or 5 bucks a 6 pk.
 
You guys have Aldi’s? I been to it a few times when I was in college and it’s like Trader Joe’s depressed cousin. The place just bums me out. Americans are so fat that they rather leave the quarter in the cart than walk back to redeem it.
 
I'm jealous! I always wanted a Stepford wife!
I’m a feminist. I wanted someone that reads the feminine mystique, plays guitar poorly, rarely shaves their body, makes their own tea, talks back, and has some odd job curating her own soaps on Etsy or something.

Instead, here we are. My wife shaves everything, goes to Starbucks every morning and buys two drinks, doesn’t play any instruments, and is a stay at home mom. Life can be Shimatsu’s
 
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Everyone knows you can't turn a trader hoe into a house wife.
 
All I see are white chicks with septum piercings going in there. No thanks.
 
Used to think I hated TJs because the parking lot sucked and it was a 30 minute drive from my house. Now, it's only a 5 minute drive and there's nobody there Sunday morning at 8am. Wife and I get premade salads and lunch stuff for the week. Cheaper than other premade meals, so it's a win for me. It's actually faster and cheaper than going to the local Raley's. In and out in 15 minutes. And their frozen chocolate covered banana slices are the bomb. Do kids still use that lingo?
 
Only been there one time, when I took my family to San Diego in 2019. They sold this pumpkin pancake mix that my kids absolutely loved. I’ve been back to the US twice since then, Vegas in 2022 and Anaheim in 2023 but never made it to a Trader Joes during either trip, so wasn’t able to look for more pancake mix.
 
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I don’t know how you diet merchants shop there. First of all their counters are small what is this a counter for ants? It’s like they don’t want u to buy a lot of

Secondly they have all portentious stupid season flavors like horse raddish chops

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What is this chops for horses?

Thirdly a lot od
The people work there are bird brain hipster with tattoo on their calf
Put those chips on a roast beef sandwich, Lake. I bet they're great.
 
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I don’t know how you diet merchants shop there. First of all their counters are small what is this a counter for ants? It’s like they don’t want u to buy a lot of

Secondly they have all portentious stupid season flavors like horse raddish chops

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What is this chops for horses?

Thirdly a lot od
The people work there are bird brain hipster with tattoo on their calf

Were you dragged there by force or is your whining a matter of boredom?
 
I used to shop at Trader's Joe for their two buck chuck wine bottles
 
Used to think I hated TJs because the parking lot sucked and it was a 30 minute drive from my house. Now, it's only a 5 minute drive and there's nobody there Sunday morning at 8am. Wife and I get premade salads and lunch stuff for the week. Cheaper than other premade meals, so it's a win for me. It's actually faster and cheaper than going to the local Raley's. In and out in 15 minutes. And their frozen chocolate covered banana slices are the bomb. Do kids still use that lingo?
They say fire 🔥
 
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