Torso Man

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  1. Cint

    Cint Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    He can swim too. @MadSquabbles500

     
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    Hoof Hearted Brown Belt

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    On the plus side he has a nice full head of hair.
     
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    I legit read that as life without limps first and was thinking damn, this dude has a sense of humor about it.
     
  4. ClubFoot

    ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic Platinum Member

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    Still taller than most of the manlets on here.
     
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  5. Pugilistic

    Pugilistic Red Belt

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    Man having no arms would suck. You can't even touch yourself.
     
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    ToxicShocker Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Life Without Limbits
     
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    I reckon he'd be a good third opponent for CM Punk. My money's going on Torso Man via decision.
     
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    I salute him, hes a stand up guy.
     
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    Jumpy Invincible

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    Bleu cheese, or go fuck your mother.
     
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    jimbob27 Ken Shamrock Belt

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    Not sure a human chicken nugget is capable of fucking anyone's mother. Does he even have a knob?
     
  11. chubbman

    chubbman Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    What does he do if he gets an itch?
     
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    ToxicShocker Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Don't need no legs for a little bump and grind
     
  13. ToxicShocker

    ToxicShocker Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Put him in a backpack harness and call him Master Blaster
     
  14. Alphaboy

    Alphaboy Brown Belt

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    I never liked that logic.

    Someone's life sucking does not invalidate one's own personal hardships.

    Now if you say to be appreciative of the fact that you are able-bodied I'd agree.
     
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    Alphaboy Brown Belt

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    Ugh, I've been trying to remember that show name these past few days. Thanks.

    Lol, I know random.
     
  16. mommas homeboy

    mommas homeboy cautiously optimistic

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    It sucks that people need to make fun of him. Who knows how he really feels, it’s all he’s ever known. Assuming his life isn’t worth living and he’s a complete joke is messed up though.

     
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    Exactly. Literally, it's not how we're wired to think. We judge ourselves relative to our peer groups. It's the same reason we don't look at people living in the third world and say well everything is great because I have it better than that guy.
     
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    Inspiring. @HI SCOTT NEWMAN

     

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