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  1. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    HAHA gotcha! You thought I had mistyped and started one of those Top Posters/Who are my butt buddies threads didn't ya!:D

    Wrong this thread is about posters that are not what they initially seem!

    Meatfist: I looked at his av and his handle and I thought

    A- little punk anarchist kid with a rat on his shoulder and f u c k o f f tattooed on his fingers.

    B- Somebody heavily into BDSM.

    C- Some gigantic doorman in a backwoods biker roadhouse in Arkansas.

    Is in fact one of the litterati and a sitting judge on the Pulitzer panel.

    Seldom Tap: one second making cool headed articulate comments. The next talks about shutting his missus up and telling her to clean the floor, etc... This guy tries to have us believe he is some kind of ex-army jock into rugby and martial arts and other gungho stuff.

    Is in fact a philipino cleaning lady working in Bahrein who explores one of her alternate personalities on this board. Knows entirely too much about color coordinated dildos to be a hetero male.

    Squatdog: Another jock poser who claims to have eaten glass, armwrestled Alexeyev and been kicked out hotels cos he`s "such a testosterone freak". Claims to earn a living as a construction worker, strange parrallels here with the guy on his av Jake Heke ...

    Is in fact a skinny nerd with a bald head and a scrawny neck who`s skill at romoshopping betrays obvious geek tech job experience.

    Kato: Tries to come off as this wholesome " I love the Children and the outdoors" type. Claims to have a steady job and be married to "a nice guy".

    Is in fact a stage assistant in travelling S&M show. Notorious fire starter, she is in charge of "warming" up the audience with some "innocently" suggestive poetry readings.

    Lady N: Another wholesomeness poser. Sends picture of herself doing kickboxing and working out. Claims to have a nice "fulfilling job" that just "happens" to be in Holland.

    Is in fact a pro dominatrix about who the whole "Olga the SS she Wolf" movies were made. The movie was set back in WW2 so as not to scare off her present and future clients. Regularly bullies and out cusses certain male posters like Donegal.

    I will stop here not for lack of material on other people but to let other sherdoggers share what they know about their fellow posters.

    And don't nobody try to claim I am not one of Wotan's front fighters. The sheer power and majesty that drips from my posts puts to rest any such doubts one could have on my true identity. Let none doubt I ride lightning bolts and single handedly defeat whole tribes of pygmies on a regular basis.
     
  2. hey what about me! am i just like u would think i am??? maybe i am! hmm
     
  3. MahatmaPetey

    MahatmaPetey Brown Belt

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    i don't know anything about anyone on this board beyond what they post here.
     
  4. BertBelfort

    BertBelfort Get Educated

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    you didn't getme acutally :) i nkew it wasn't a typo!!!

    now.... do me do me! what am i like?
     
  5. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    Dam Bert you are too quick!

    Bert we hardly post at the same time it seems so I don't really know you. :(

    I was hoping that the people who constitute the various morning, day and night clickes would have a go at each other.

    Pal Johnsen: Claims to be an ordinary beer drinking scandinavian.

    Is in fact a VERY SEXY scandinavian beer drinker. ;)
     
  6. ha ha.. u really do want me dont u!! ha ha ha
     
  7. cmv

    cmv Green Belt

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    i nominate myself...ooooh if you only knew.
     
  8. cmv!! tell us!
     
  9. drunk boxer

    drunk boxer All your drunk boxer are belong to us

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    ::sigh::

    thank god im not on the list! :D
     
  10. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    Drunk/intoxicated Boxer you are definitely one of the bigest ones!

    You first came off as a martial arts fag to me then turned around and showed SOME good taste in games. Among other things.
     
  11. hey hound! am i really sexy?

    in that case.. how sexy J/K
     
  12. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    Pal it is you now who is worrying me.
     
  13. drunk boxer

    drunk boxer All your drunk boxer are belong to us

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    hahaha, you funny funny boy from canada!

    fuck you mongolians! break down my shitty wall!!
     
  14. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    That`s the spirit!
     
  15. seldomTap

    seldomTap Slowest black belt ever

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    Hound, your perception outstanding. Not bad for a 'male' who speaks of past football glories as if you were there.

    Time to be honest mate. When all the big kids were out playing football and the like, you had to stay inside, cause the wind would make your nose run. And perish the thought of any of the 'healthy' ids running into you, cause your osteogenesis imperfecta would ensure that at least 5 bones broke each time.

    You see folks, Hound is really a 3 foot tall, chalky boned guy named Quentin, who loves the net cause he can live out his dreams of being a 'normal' guy....

    Apart fom his time on the net, he spends his days directing goat porn flicks for the lucrative Eastern European market, and fondling young male models to make them look more feminine (the tuck). He is truly someone to avoid...
     
  16. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    My name`s Fabian fucko!
     
  17. seldomTap

    seldomTap Slowest black belt ever

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    thats even worse! Quentin sounds gay, but fabian is the drizzling shits!
     
  18. drunk boxer

    drunk boxer All your drunk boxer are belong to us

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    Quentin? Quentin Tarantino? I loved Pulp Fiction!



    Does Marsellus Wallace look like a bitch?!
     
  19. seldomTap

    seldomTap Slowest black belt ever

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    He did when that hill billy was fuckin him in the ass!
     

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