Hound
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HAHA gotcha! You thought I had mistyped and started one of those Top Posters/Who are my butt buddies threads didn't ya!
Wrong this thread is about posters that are not what they initially seem!
Meatfist: I looked at his av and his handle and I thought
A- little punk anarchist kid with a rat on his shoulder and f u c k o f f tattooed on his fingers.
B- Somebody heavily into BDSM.
C- Some gigantic doorman in a backwoods biker roadhouse in Arkansas.
Is in fact one of the litterati and a sitting judge on the Pulitzer panel.
Seldom Tap: one second making cool headed articulate comments. The next talks about shutting his missus up and telling her to clean the floor, etc... This guy tries to have us believe he is some kind of ex-army jock into rugby and martial arts and other gungho stuff.
Is in fact a philipino cleaning lady working in Bahrein who explores one of her alternate personalities on this board. Knows entirely too much about color coordinated dildos to be a hetero male.
Squatdog: Another jock poser who claims to have eaten glass, armwrestled Alexeyev and been kicked out hotels cos he`s "such a testosterone freak". Claims to earn a living as a construction worker, strange parrallels here with the guy on his av Jake Heke ...
Is in fact a skinny nerd with a bald head and a scrawny neck who`s skill at romoshopping betrays obvious geek tech job experience.
Kato: Tries to come off as this wholesome " I love the Children and the outdoors" type. Claims to have a steady job and be married to "a nice guy".
Is in fact a stage assistant in travelling S&M show. Notorious fire starter, she is in charge of "warming" up the audience with some "innocently" suggestive poetry readings.
Lady N: Another wholesomeness poser. Sends picture of herself doing kickboxing and working out. Claims to have a nice "fulfilling job" that just "happens" to be in Holland.
Is in fact a pro dominatrix about who the whole "Olga the SS she Wolf" movies were made. The movie was set back in WW2 so as not to scare off her present and future clients. Regularly bullies and out cusses certain male posters like Donegal.
I will stop here not for lack of material on other people but to let other sherdoggers share what they know about their fellow posters.
And don't nobody try to claim I am not one of Wotan's front fighters. The sheer power and majesty that drips from my posts puts to rest any such doubts one could have on my true identity. Let none doubt I ride lightning bolts and single handedly defeat whole tribes of pygmies on a regular basis.
Wrong this thread is about posters that are not what they initially seem!
Meatfist: I looked at his av and his handle and I thought
A- little punk anarchist kid with a rat on his shoulder and f u c k o f f tattooed on his fingers.
B- Somebody heavily into BDSM.
C- Some gigantic doorman in a backwoods biker roadhouse in Arkansas.
Is in fact one of the litterati and a sitting judge on the Pulitzer panel.
Seldom Tap: one second making cool headed articulate comments. The next talks about shutting his missus up and telling her to clean the floor, etc... This guy tries to have us believe he is some kind of ex-army jock into rugby and martial arts and other gungho stuff.
Is in fact a philipino cleaning lady working in Bahrein who explores one of her alternate personalities on this board. Knows entirely too much about color coordinated dildos to be a hetero male.
Squatdog: Another jock poser who claims to have eaten glass, armwrestled Alexeyev and been kicked out hotels cos he`s "such a testosterone freak". Claims to earn a living as a construction worker, strange parrallels here with the guy on his av Jake Heke ...
Is in fact a skinny nerd with a bald head and a scrawny neck who`s skill at romoshopping betrays obvious geek tech job experience.
Kato: Tries to come off as this wholesome " I love the Children and the outdoors" type. Claims to have a steady job and be married to "a nice guy".
Is in fact a stage assistant in travelling S&M show. Notorious fire starter, she is in charge of "warming" up the audience with some "innocently" suggestive poetry readings.
Lady N: Another wholesomeness poser. Sends picture of herself doing kickboxing and working out. Claims to have a nice "fulfilling job" that just "happens" to be in Holland.
Is in fact a pro dominatrix about who the whole "Olga the SS she Wolf" movies were made. The movie was set back in WW2 so as not to scare off her present and future clients. Regularly bullies and out cusses certain male posters like Donegal.
I will stop here not for lack of material on other people but to let other sherdoggers share what they know about their fellow posters.
And don't nobody try to claim I am not one of Wotan's front fighters. The sheer power and majesty that drips from my posts puts to rest any such doubts one could have on my true identity. Let none doubt I ride lightning bolts and single handedly defeat whole tribes of pygmies on a regular basis.
