1) Chael vs. Jones
It defies logic. A guy who hasn't won at 205 in over seven fucking years just leapfrogged somebody who earned his title shot by winning one of the greatest fights of all time over the last champ--never mind the fact he KO'd the HW GOAT two fights ago.
This is shameful fucking bullshit, but I'll still tune in, because I love watching Chael get his ass kicked! Dana White has pulled off something brilliant here: nobody won't watch this, no matter how disgusted they are by it.
2) Diaz vs. GSP
Look, I get that it's more marketable than a fight with the true #1 contender, and that one can make the fairly reasonable case that Diaz didn't get blown out by Condit, and the rest of his resume, plus Georges really wanting to kick his ass, justifies this crap.
None of that changes that Nick is coming off a loss, while Johny Hendricks has won five straight, including two crushing KOs of top-10 fighters. This is garbage, we all know it, and of course we'll all watch it.
Just remember Diaz fans, your boy is about to receive a terrible beating. Seriously, I wouldn't watch it if I were you. It's going to be ugly...
3) Leites vs. Anderson
Thales "earned" his shot by beating Pete Sell (who?), Floyd Sword (uh....), and Ryan Jensen (he's still in the UFC....right...?); before getting a garbage decision over Nate Marquardt, and submitting Drew McFedries.
If you need more evidence that this was a fucking joke before the fight itself was a fucking joke, simply read the last sentence again.
4) Serra vs. GSP I
Yes, I know that Serra clubbed Georges' lazy, over-confident ass into submission. This was easily the greatest upset in MMA history (with apologies to Randleman-CroCop I, and Griffin-Shogun I)
This doesn't change that Matt "earned" his shot with exhibition wins over Pete Spratt, and Shonie Carter, before barely getting by Chris Lytle to win a reality show contest.
Funny thing about all those upsets....all of those underdogs got fucking served in the rematches...
5) Lutter vs. Silva
No, it doesn't matter that this fight ended up being a non-title bout because the "Michael Jordan of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu" ate too many goddamn cookies before the weigh-in.
Travis beat Scott Smith and Pete Sell in exhibitions, before subbing Patrick Cote to win the same stupid reality contest that Serra did. Before that, he beat Jose Landi-Jons, and somebody named Cedric Marks--hardly a win-streak worthy of a shot at the champ.
But hey, he almost had Anderson in danger...