Tom Hardy = weak beard

[Drain Bamage]

Why is Tom Hardy considered the alpha A lister? He can barely grow a beard, has to grow it all long and scraggly to get decent coverage.

 

[moreorless87]

I am increasing getting a certain vibe from his career....

 

[Fedorgasm]

My beard is like that. It makes people uncomfortable, so I wear a clown mask everywhere I go.

 

[loyalyolayal]

I am increasing getting a certain vibe from his career....

An epic one?

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

This is a shitty thread anyway but you could have given it a chance by including some pictures of what the fuck you're talking about.

 

[ToxicShocker]

 

[TemujinKhan]

He also likes to take it in the pooper from dudes, yet he' supposed to represent the epitome of alpha white male masculinity, lol.

All the modern action stars are homo: Hardy, Diesel, Jackman, etc.

Says alot about the people who idolize them, wonder if any of them had to suck off their version of Harvey Weinstein to get a gig.

 

[Deleted member 457759]

The Rock is the Alpha A lister.

 

[Ceez]

Shit thread wouldnt read again

 

[BisexualMMA]

Guy shouldn't even be allowed to act with a beard like that.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Maybe his beard is just weak...














FOR YOU

 

[Deleted member 185048]

Why do millenial men grow beards? Because insecurity about being perceived as beta. Therefore, millennial men with beards are not alpha.

 

[Darth_Inv1ctu5]

Why is Tom Hardy considered the alpha A lister? He can barely grow a beard, has to grow it all long and scraggly to get decent coverage.

Begone, blasphemous swine

 

[Kardashians]

The Rock is the Alpha A lister.

True. Very true.

But I think I will give Hardy #5 spot on my list of Top 5 hottest men. I've been needing to fill that spot for awhile now tbh.

 

[ithinktheymad]

Why do millenial men grow beards? Because insecurity about being perceived as beta. Therefore, millennial men with beards are not alpha.

I'm too lazy to shave everyday. The irony is I have a killer jawline and look better without it.

Also shit thread shit poster.

 

[moreorless87]

An epic one?

Following the Cage like path between artier films and blockbusters, the latter sometimes being of questionable quality.

That Venom trailer really reminded me of Cage, basically "this films crap so I might as well try to save it by over acting".

 

[ObamaPhoneLady]

Someone's girlfriend said Tom Hardy is hot..

 

[DespicablePeep]

Closet homosexual

 

[BillytheFish]

Why do millenial men grow beards? Because insecurity about being perceived as beta. Therefore, millennial men with beards are not alpha.

Millenials served from 2001 onwards and born mid 80s, millenials include special forces units with beards.

 

[Fatt Hughes]

It's because Shia touched him with the jab and knocked the test around his jaw that was responsible for hair growth. Just like the Hulk didn't want to come out because of Thanos, the beard refuses to surface because of Shia.