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Today's my birthday but I never got a single gift..

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by CodeBreaker, Aug 9, 2018.

  1. CodeBreaker

    CodeBreaker What belt?

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    Should I feel sad? Or is it normal?

    I used to receive at least one gift every birthday. But now... my birthday is about to end, and I never got one.

    :(
     
  2. KnightTemplar

    KnightTemplar Ebony Belt Platinum Member

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  4. RichardHarrow

    RichardHarrow 'arrow

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    How old are you ? Anything above 12 and you’re entitled to jack. Go out and gitt!!
     
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    MarloStanfield The Wild Colonial Boy

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    mb23100 Gold Belt

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    I got $50,000 for my last birthday
    <{shaqs}>
     
  7. CodeBreaker

    CodeBreaker What belt?

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  8. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Don't worry, I'll loosen you up before I give you the jackpot.

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  9. biscuitsbrah

    biscuitsbrah Black Belt

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    Do you have parents that love you? My last birthday I never got anything either but I don’t really need anything
     
  10. steve38

    steve38 Black Belt

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    FFS, ur Filipino. Loved your scrawney to brawney vid.....so dont feel too bad....but you know your customs there. Its ur duty to go in debt for 6 months to pay awesome party to impress everyone in the barangay.
     
  11. Tone C

    Tone C Silver Belt

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    I have an athletic friend who's fresh out of prison who said he has a nice pearl necklace he would like to give you in person.

    Seems a bit odd to me but...*shrugs*


    Happy 23rd x
     
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  12. tonysmasseuse

    tonysmasseuse Purple Belt

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    Being 23 and full of life and thinking anything matters is your birthday gift.
    Happy birthday, ingrate.
     
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  13. spin

    spin Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    if it makes you :(, tell the people in your life that.

    speak up
     
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  14. octopus

    octopus Blue Belt

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    Check your inbox TS
     
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  15. Anialater

    Anialater Purple Belt

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    Well go upstairs and ask your parents what's up.
     
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  16. michal001

    michal001 Brown Belt

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    Loser.

    For even caring about gifts.

    Is sherdog just fill with lame losers making threads these days.
     
  17. Mr. Shickadance

    Mr. Shickadance Landlord Belt Platinum Member

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    If you're really 23 try and make an effort to be better friends to people you like in your life.

    Now for the DB sherdog answer.
    You're a loser
     
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  18. Wrath of Foamy

    Wrath of Foamy Purple Belt

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    Consider it to be a plus.

    If you don’t get gifts, you don’t give gifts in return, therefore you can save money.
     
  19. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Jebus. I stopped receiving gifts when I was 17. And it was just money.



    That I spent on a stripclub. Never again.
     
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  20. Rhood

    Rhood Gold Belt

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    Unless you have a wife or gf, most people stop celebrating your birthday once you reach 25
     
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