Today Is National Cherry Pie Day!!

Sure, do you want the last 4 digits of my social and my mom’s maiden name too, you fucking Russian?
I already know your mum's maiden name, she still sows it on her undies

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I'll encourage programmers to continue making video games while I play those games and drink chocolate milkshakes. But they better not commit medicare fraud or so help me.

National Video Games Day
National Chocolate Milkshake Day
National Day of Encouragement
National Report Medicare Fraud Day
National Programmers Day
 
I'll encourage programmers to continue making video games while I play those games and drink chocolate milkshakes. But they better not commit medicare fraud or so help me.

National Video Games Day
National Chocolate Milkshake Day
National Day of Encouragement
National Report Medicare Fraud Day
National Programmers Day
That's actually pretty dope, mediocre fraud day is pretty ambiguous though, I wonder who makes the guidelines
 
My birthday is January 18th.
  • National Winnie the Pooh day (nice)
  • National Michigan day
  • National Thesaurus day (nerd)
  • National Peking Duck day
  • National use your gift card day
Also the date of Curly Howard’s death.
 
My birthday is January 18th.
  • National Winnie the Pooh day (nice)
  • National Michigan day
  • National Thesaurus day (nerd)
  • National Peking Duck day
  • National use your gift card day
Also the date of Curly Howard’s death.
Winnie the Pooh day is pretty cool
 
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It's also National Love Your Pet Day - and if you need a day to make sure you do this, you shouldn't having pets fucko










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But more importantly it's also

National Cream-Filled Chocolates Day
National Ferris Wheel Day
National Organ Donor Day
No One Eats Alone Day


My birthday is October 20th, this day celebrates

National Youth Confidence Day
National Brandied Fruit Day
Pro-Life Day of Silent Solidarity – Third Tuesday in October
National Pharmacy Technician Day – Third Tuesday in October


None of these relate to me, I should have been born on national curry day, fuck brandied fruit

Let me know your birthday and I'll let you know how many shit celebrations you have

OR FOR THOSE SUSPICIOUS MINDS AMONG YOU, CHECK YOURSELF AND REVEAL
https://nationaldaycalendar.com/calendar-at-a-glance/
that is an apple pie in that gif champ
 
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