Today Is National Cherry Pie Day!!

it's Valentines Day

But more importantly it's also

National Cream-Filled Chocolates Day
National Ferris Wheel Day
National Organ Donor Day
No One Eats Alone Day


My birthday is October 20th, this day celebrates

National Youth Confidence Day
National Brandied Fruit Day
Pro-Life Day of Silent Solidarity – Third Tuesday in October
National Pharmacy Technician Day – Third Tuesday in October


None of these relate to me, I should have been born on national curry day, fuck brandied fruit

Let me know your birthday and I'll let you know how many shit celebrations you have

Hey, bro. No wonder we're so much alike in some ways. I'm an October baby as well. I was born ten days earlier though on October 10th.
 
My birthday was last month on January 3rd. Google tells me the 3rd is also:

Festival of Sleep Day
Humiliation Day
Memento Mori Day.

My birthday in a nutshell.
 
Hey, bro. No wonder we're so much alike in some ways. I'm an October baby as well. I was born ten days earlier though on October 10th.
It's that Halloween moon mate, makes us just the right amount of weird!

you have... an interesting day!

  • National Angel Food Cake Day
  • National Cake Decorating Day
  • National Handbag Day
  • World Mental Health Day
  • National Chess Day – Second Saturday in October
  • National Costume Swap Day – Second Saturday in October
  • National Motorcycle Ride Day – Second Saturday in October
  • I Love Yarn Day – Second Saturday in October
 
Holy shit you have a full day
  • First Contact Day
  • Gold Star Spouses Day
  • National Caramel Day
  • National Deep Dish Pizza Day OOOOH BABY!
  • National Flash Drive Day
  • National Go For Broke Day
  • National Nebraska Day
  • National Raisin and Spice Bar Day
  • National Read a Road Map Day
  • Geologists Day – First Sunday In April
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My birthday was last month on January 3rd. Google tells me the 3rd is also:

Festival of Sleep Day
Humiliation Day
Memento Mori Day.

My birthday in a nutshell.
Humiliation day!! That's awesome (and explains why you turned out the way you did)

You also have

National Chocolate Covered Cherry Day AWESOME! BEST DAY EVER!
National Fruitcake Toss Day
National Drinking Straw Day
 
It's that Halloween moon mate, makes us just the right amount of weird!

you have... an interesting day!

  • National Angel Food Cake Day
  • National Cake Decorating Day
  • National Handbag Day
  • World Mental Health Day
  • National Chess Day – Second Saturday in October
  • National Costume Swap Day – Second Saturday in October
  • National Motorcycle Ride Day – Second Saturday in October
  • I Love Yarn Day – Second Saturday in October

Damn! I knew my secret passions for cake decorating & knitting would eventually be revealed. <45>
 
Today is also the birthday of a french girl I have a huge crush on. lol

May 27th mine. Send me gifts and money.
 
it's Valentines Day

But more importantly it's also

National Cream-Filled Chocolates Day
National Ferris Wheel Day
National Organ Donor Day
No One Eats Alone Day


My birthday is October 20th, this day celebrates

National Youth Confidence Day
National Brandied Fruit Day
Pro-Life Day of Silent Solidarity – Third Tuesday in October
National Pharmacy Technician Day – Third Tuesday in October


None of these relate to me, I should have been born on national curry day, fuck brandied fruit

Let me know your birthday and I'll let you know how many shit celebrations you have
Aayeee, same birthday :D
 
Today is also the birthday of a french girl I have a huge crush on. lol

May 27th mine. Send me gifts and money.
Bookmarked for gifts, just need full name, address and social security number please?

you have a really shit day unfortunately

  • National Cellophane Tape Day WHAT THE SHIT?
  • National Grape Popsicle Day
  • National Senior Health & Fitness Day – Last Wednesday in May
 
It's that Halloween moon mate, makes us just the right amount of weird!

you have... an interesting day!

  • National Angel Food Cake Day
  • National Cake Decorating Day
  • National Handbag Day
  • World Mental Health Day
  • National Chess Day – Second Saturday in October
  • National Costume Swap Day – Second Saturday in October
  • National Motorcycle Ride Day – Second Saturday in October
  • I Love Yarn Day – Second Saturday in October

My wife's birthday was this past Monday on the 10th. It would make a lot more sense for National Handbag Day to fall on her birthday rather than mine. But, then, since I buy at least half of her additions to her collection, I guess it sort of makes sense for it to fall on mine. LOL.
 
Aayeee, same birthday :D
alpha as fuck bro
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December 8.
Immaculate Conception for Roman Catholics. (Mary’s Conception from her mom St .Anne)

Bodhi Day
(Siddhartha becomes Buddha)

Marquez vs Pacquiao 4; ie KO6 Pac.
Relate much more to the 3rd. Lol
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My wife's birthday was this past Monday on the 10th. It would make a lot more sense for National Handbag Day to fall on her birthday rather than mine. But, then, since I buy at least half of her additions to her collection, I guess it sort of makes sense for it to fall on mine. LOL.
Ah well happy belated birthday Mrs Swettviolentburg!!

Her day was... better than this I hope

  • National Clean Out Your Computer Day – Second Monday in February
  • National Cream Cheese Brownie Day
  • National Home Warranty Day
  • National Umbrella Day
 
December 8.
Immaculate Conception for Roman Catholics. (Mary’s Conception from her mom St .Anne)

Bodhi Day
(Siddhartha becomes Buddha)

Marquez vs Pacquiao 4; ie KO6 Pac.
Relate much more to the 3rd. Lol
giphy.gif
Dude...

  • National Brownie Day
  • Pretend To Be A Time Traveler Day OH FUCK YEAH BEST DAY EVER!!
 
Ah well happy belated birthday Mrs Swettviolentburg!!

Her day was... better than this I hope

  • National Clean Out Your Computer Day – Second Monday in February
  • National Cream Cheese Brownie Day
  • National Home Warranty Day
  • National Umbrella Day

LOL. Yes, I'm happy to say that her day was much better than those things would indicate. :D
 
Bookmarked for gifts, just need full name, address and social security number please?

you have a really shit day unfortunately

  • National Cellophane Tape Day WHAT THE SHIT?
  • National Grape Popsicle Day
  • National Senior Health & Fitness Day – Last Wednesday in May
Thanks for the info bro.

BTW the climate is terrible in Argentina during that time too. LMAO
 
Sure, do you want the last 4 digits of my social and my mom’s maiden name too, you fucking Russian?
 
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