Today Is National Cherry Pie Day!!

[HUGHPHUG]

It's also National Love Your Pet Day - and if you need a day to make sure you do this, you shouldn't having pets fucko










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But more importantly it's also

National Cream-Filled Chocolates Day
National Ferris Wheel Day
National Organ Donor Day
No One Eats Alone Day

My birthday is October 20th, this day celebrates

National Youth Confidence Day
National Brandied Fruit Day
Pro-Life Day of Silent Solidarity – Third Tuesday in October
National Pharmacy Technician Day – Third Tuesday in October

None of these relate to me, I should have been born on national curry day, fuck brandied fruit

Let me know your birthday and I'll let you know how many shit celebrations you have

OR FOR THOSE SUSPICIOUS MINDS AMONG YOU, CHECK YOURSELF AND REVEAL
https://nationaldaycalendar.com/calendar-at-a-glance/

 

[Mr Warmth]

April 6th which is also Paul Rudd's birthday

 

[koolinkunming]

My birthday just happens to be today.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

April 6th which is also Paul Rudd's birthday

OOH YOU GOT IT GOOD!!

• National Caramel Popcorn Day
• New Beer’s Eve
• National Sorry Charlie Day
• National Student-Athlete Day
• National Tartan Day
• National Teflon Day

 

[HUGHPHUG]

My birthday just happens to be today.

Well shit, happy birthday dude, have a magnificent day

 

[Simian Raticus]

My birthday is Kiribati Independence Day.

I used to think it was cool that I shared a birthday with Bill Cosby.

Not so much now.

 

[koolinkunming]

Well shit, happy birthday dude, have a magnificent day

Thank you, sir. You’re the first to say that and let me say happy Valentines Day and No one Eats Alone Day.

 

[koolinkunming]

My birthday is Kiribati Independence Day.

I used to think it was cool that I shared a birthday with Bill Cosby.

Not so much now.

Oh fuck, I think we have a winner here. Lol

 

[HUGHPHUG]

My birthday is Kiribati Independence Day.

I used to think it was cool that I shared a birthday with Bill Cosby.

Not so much now.

other than national rapey day you also have

Remember, you have to encompass all of these on you next birthday

• National Simplicity Day
• National Different Colored Eyes Day
• National Pecan Pie Day FUCK YEAH!!
  
• Paper Bag Day
• Eat Your Jello Day
• Collector Car Appreciation Day – Changes Annually July 12, 2019

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

April 15.

Tax day, Titanic sinks, Lincoln dies.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Thank you, sir. You’re the first to say that and let me say happy Valentines Day and No one Eats Alone Day.

Happy Ferris Wheel Day as well, any Fayre grounds near you?

 

[HUGHPHUG]

April 15.

Tax day, Titanic sinks, Lincoln dies.

More importantly, one and three are awesome!

• National Glazed Spiral Ham Day
• National Rubber Eraser Day
• National Take a Wild Guess Day
• National Tax Day
• National Titanic Remembrance Day

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Rubber eraser day, what a time to be alive

 

[koolinkunming]

April 15.

Tax day, Titanic sinks, Lincoln dies.

This is uplifting.

Happy Ferris Wheel Day as well, any Fayre grounds near you?

I wish. Then I could say same to you. Would you believe I’ve only been on a ferris wheel once?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

This is uplifting.

As is fucking a glazed spiral ham, you should try it. Warm and meaty

 

[koolinkunming]

As is fucking a glazed spiral ham, you should try it. Warm and meaty

Well, today is Valentines, so it’s as good a day as any.

 

[Congo66]

My birthday is the anniversary of these

1937 German airship Hindenburg explodes in flames at Lakehurst, New Jersey, killing 35 of the 97 on board and 1 on the ground
1941 Joseph Stalin becomes Premier of the Soviet Union, replacing his foreign minister Vyacheslav Molotov
1954 Roger Bannister of the UK becomes the 1st person to run a 4 minute mile, recording 3:59:4 at Iffley Road, Oxford

I share a birthday with George Clooney and Tony Blair, Graeme Souness and Norman Whiteside (footballers) as well and Harry and Meghan's kid Archie too and it also appears to be

No Diet Day
Golf Day
Beverage Day
No Homework Day
School Nurse Day

So other than the golf day it's all good really (maybe the Hindenburg and Stalin aren't great either). It's often a Bank Holiday (national holiday) too but not this year. If it's a Monday it's a UK holiday.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

This is uplifting.



I wish. Then I could say same to you. Would you believe I’ve only been on a ferris wheel once?

Same here, however I've eaten cream filled chocolates many, many times

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Beverage day, woot

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Same here, however I've eaten cream filled chocolates many, many times

Ain't no party like the cream filled chocolates party, 'cause the cream filled chocolates party don't stop!