To all the people saying Jon didn't take Turinabol intentionally:

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Give me your theories about how it could've gotten into Jons system. This thread indulges anything from jealous bodybuilders spiking his drink at the bar to mob bosses cutting cocaine with rare steroids.

I'm high atm but I promise I'll be open minded:
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Convince me!
 
USADA fucked shit up, how come Jones didn't test positive since UFC 214?
 
DC spiked his drink for a built-in excuse because he knew he was gonna get ktfo

This is the only logical answer
 
Hooker spiked the line he did off her ass.... obviously.
 
Jones would never admit to being a cheater.

I believe him... on the admission part <CerseiPlotting>
 
Maxy bby said:
DC spiked his drink for a built-in excuse because he knew he was gonna get ktfo

This is the only logical answer
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Yeah....the man who is the definition of integrity did something to sabotage the Saint Jon Jones
 
Kadyrov tainted Jon Jones' supplements to hurt the UFC's financials and steal their biggest talent. I expect Jones to receive a fight offer from Russia in the nearby future
 
Turinabol gives an instant mental advantage. Theres no smoke without fire
 
Mmaprovost said:
Yeah....the man who is the definition of integrity did something to sabotage the Saint Jon Jones
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Lol DC is a bigger cheater than Jones, literally and figuratively

towel cheat
 
someone tainted his water supply and / or food .. how to prove it ? you cant .. cause all the evidence has been destroyed by dana and his people ..

maybe when Jon Jones was with his boyfriend from the gym he didn't know that swallowing another mans load that was extremely jacked up on Tbol would transfer through semen !! Prove it by having someone really dosed up oTBol bust in jons mouth and have him tested immediately ..

ok ok what if Jon Jones happen to be visiting Chad Mendes and they were hanging out in Cali by the beach.. Jon reaches over for what he thinks is the lotion and accidentally grabs Chads TBol cream and rubs it all over his body .. Prove it by testing all samples of chad mendes creams !!



Look .. its obvious he knew what he was doing .. lets not play the dumb shit .. it reminds me of people on probation who fail a test for pot and try to argue it was because they were around other people who did it !! you know you smoked that shit .. Que why you always lying song

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I honestly believe Jon didn't think it would be in his system and he was looking to keep some dry gains right before the fight .. unfortunately he didn't think they would use the new test type .. now your the example for the sport just happens that you escalated your chances by all your previous activities

If you want a clean sport and anyone is gonna take this serious than guess what !!

LIFETIME BAN !! PERIOD !!
 
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He's lying, he stuck the needle in his own ass.
 
I think he took a SARM or some andro or something and it was fake. That’s why he’s so adamant he didn’t take “steroids”, it’s bullshit though because it’s basically the same thing, and totally violates USADA.
 
Maxy bby said:
Like he knew that was a lady, or that she was pregnant

Shit happens, deal with it
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Shit happens? Driving under the influence, hitting someone, and running away? That is not the definition of shit happens.

Failing multiple drug test is not shit happens.

Holding a towel to cover your junk is shit happening.
 
Newave said:
I think he took a SARM or some andro or something and it was fake. That’s why he’s so adamant he didn’t take “steroids”, it’s bullshit though because it’s basically the same thing, and totally violates USADA.
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Plausible
 
Chinese people put steroids in his cocaine, alibaba.com promotions are getting really crazy.
 
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