They are talking about it being sad and maybe crying, his comment "it better not be about dogs" in context is the same as saying he gets emotional about dogs so he might get emotional on television.
It is actually pathetic. People like ts are starting to sound like a violin with that cheese and wineYeah ts. Keep reaching for those grapes.
You're not gonna get smarter after getting knocked out.
It takes a while for sound to travel to his brain through his massive skull, so there's always a lag
After Tito was knocked out in a boxing match by Anderson, he was probably also thinking "I hope this isn't boxing"