Tips on Demonic Possession?

[GustafssonHomer**]

So the other day I had my first experience with demonic possession. Claimed to be Satan but he's probably lying. The whole experience was pretty horrifying, especially the floating above the bed lmao. Well the local clergy won't take me seriously, so any tips? Anyone that I can call?

I was told that I was accidentally trying to astral project, which is a prime invite for possession. So I'll try not to do that again. I also think there is potential that I'm being cursed, but to be honest I don't really believe in witches (at least ones that can channel a demon through someone else.) Crazy shit either way.

 

[Irenaeus]

Anyone that I can call?

 

[Sasquatch Smith]

Ronnie? That you?

 

[marty182]

Research sleep paralysis

 

[Tankeray]

well stay safe

 

[saikyom]

Research sleep paralysis

This.

 

[LEWIS540]

Cow urine, horse semen, monkey blood.....equal parts. Blend, add cayenne pepper and garnish with a celery stick.

One of these 3 times a day for a fortnight will cure what ales you.

 

[bandicoot]

I'm of the opinion that if you refuse to accept any and all "supernatural" beings existence, then this kind of stuff doesn't happen to you. As in, people invite it with their thoughts and actions.

Idk, though. Maybe you should call Ghostbusters.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Research sleep paralysis

That's a myth

 

[Uchi Mata]

Less PCP.

 

[Judo Thai Boxer]

You seem quite jovial for someone who's being possessed.

 

[Irenaeus]

That's a myth

Explain, and please give some sources.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Explain, and please give some sources.

Quit trolling

 

[RR]

Bath salts are serious business

 

[Jing]

Try farting really hard.

 

[smart.feller]

Do you believe in UFOs, astral projection, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trans-mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

 

[Irenaeus]

Quit trolling

 

[Ty Flipside]

Ronnie? That you?

 

[BearGrounds]

That's a myth

Sleep paralysis is not a myth. Not trolling. I've experienced it more than once.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Sleep paralysis is not a myth. Not trolling. I've experienced it more than once.

Im dealing with ghosts at the DMV