Tips for competition nerves

Drink a Kickstart, snort a little coke and rub one out before every competition. 100% foolproof.
 
All at once. It is like building a tower of raw energy inside of your soul - you need to stack them on top of each other to reach the ultimate goal.
 
Just imagine your opponents in their underwear.

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...wait, no, don't do that.
 
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