Tinder to introduce height verification

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  1. louiscyphere

    louiscyphere Orange Belt

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  2. Midnighter

    Midnighter Silver Belt

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    Will never happen, gotta keep the whales happy.
     
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  3. Satsui Ryu

    Satsui Ryu Brown Belt

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    Unless you're like munchkin short I don't think height really matters.
     
  4. louiscyphere

    louiscyphere Orange Belt

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    Manlet defected.
     
  5. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    How many more times am I going to have to watch these companies bow to the influence of the heteropatriarchy.
     
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  6. Satsui Ryu

    Satsui Ryu Brown Belt

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    Haha yup. 5'9" on a good day. Never cared at all. 2 of my 4 long term GF's would stand almost eye to eye with me.
     
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  7. Ogata

    Ogata Red Belt

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    Does it come with weight vertification so I can screen out the landwhales?
     
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    Madmick Cerebrage Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Ottawaguy Gold Belt

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    What about age verification? Income verification? STD verification?
     
  10. HARRISON_3

    HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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    Now if they can only get a weight verification.

    So I can bang more BBW's
     
  11. Madmick

    Madmick Cerebrage Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    How about bra cup size verification?
     
  12. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX Silver Belt Platinum Member

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  13. Ogata

    Ogata Red Belt

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    This is typical. Their ideas and beliefs revolve around their comfort and feeling while disregarding others consideration. Should someone point out their hypocrisy they resort to shame tactics and personal attacks to divert attention from the topic.
     
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    Ottawaguy Gold Belt

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    Sounds like a great job!
     
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    JAEGERX Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    yeah and also say if they are real or not
     
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  17. SamSchmidt

    SamSchmidt Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    I will never understand why dudes would lie about their height, so much so that they need to add this.

    Don't you think the farce you tell them will come to light when you finally meet them in person? Or is that what platform shoes are for.
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    Lol I do my fair share of besmirching manlets, but I do feel for the little guys. And that attitude from fat chicks is ridiculous; it's not like a manlet can simply skip breakfast for a month and grow a few inches
     
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    “It’s come to our attention that most of you 5-foot-10ers out there are actually 5-foot-6. The charade must stop,” the company said on their blog"

    Ooof manlets BTFO. <{you!}>
     
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  20. Mocrates

    Mocrates Ik ben Groot.

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    Yup. Each of my exes have been taller than me.

    My wife is in the same boat.
     

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