Social Tiktoker Ruby Reign explains why Old Greece statues have small package

Unavailable video. I thought it had to do with big dongs being grotesque and aesthetically unpleasant.
Iirc from art history lessons was more a kind virtues thing, in classic art symbolism the huge dick was visually related to the animal uncivilized side, so for example you had big dick satyrs who were ugly wild half men hals goats and portrayed doing whatever sexual pratice be it rape, zoophilia etc

From wiki
"Comically hideous, they have mane-like hair, bestial faces, and snub noses and are always shown naked. Satyrs were characterized by their ribaldry and were known as lovers of wine, music, dancing, and women. They were companions of the god Dionysus and were believed to inhabit remote locales, such as woodlands, mountains, and pastures. They often attempted to seduce or rape nymphs and mortal women alike, usually with little success. They are sometimes shown masturbating or engaging in bestiality."
 
Iirc from art history lessons was more a kind virtues thing, in classic art symbolism the huge dick was visually related to the animal uncivilized side, so for example you had big dick satyrs who were ugly wild half men hals goats and portrayed doing whatever sexual pratice be it rape, zoophilia etc

From wiki
"Comically hideous, they have mane-like hair, bestial faces, and snub noses and are always shown naked. Satyrs were characterized by their ribaldry and were known as lovers of wine, music, dancing, and women. They were companions of the god Dionysus and were believed to inhabit remote locales, such as woodlands, mountains, and pastures. They often attempted to seduce or rape nymphs and mortal women alike, usually with little success. They are sometimes shown masturbating or engaging in bestiality."

Wasn't Dionysus and Aphrodite's son, Priapus, given a gigantic dong as a form of punishment to his parents?
 
Wasn't Dionysus and Aphrodite's son, Priapus, given a gigantic dong as a form of punishment to his parents?
IIrc priaprism is even the name of a disturb that give you painful neverending boner lol

Btw i prefer don't talk about my son in this forum
 
Iirc from art history lessons was more a kind virtues thing, in classic art symbolism the huge dick was visually related to the animal uncivilized side, so for example you had big dick satyrs who were ugly wild half men hals goats and portrayed doing whatever sexual pratice be it rape, zoophilia etc

From wiki
"Comically hideous, they have mane-like hair, bestial faces, and snub noses and are always shown naked. Satyrs were characterized by their ribaldry and were known as lovers of wine, music, dancing, and women. They were companions of the god Dionysus and were believed to inhabit remote locales, such as woodlands, mountains, and pastures. They often attempted to seduce or rape nymphs and mortal women alike, usually with little success. They are sometimes shown masturbating or engaging in bestiality."

Similarly, one of the common costume components for characters in the comedies performed in Athens was a grotesquely large and erect phalus, which helped identify characters as unthinking or unreasoning and foolish, prone to quick tempers and easily led by their desires, differentiating them from the wise, considered ideal.

We’re very disconnected from animals in our modern world, but this would be more clear to us if we were not. Many mammals with seasonal or otherwise
cyclical mating patterns are extremely different both in appearance (where their sec organs are mostly or even near wholly internal usually) and temperament during those times. They have lost their reasoning and been taken by their base urges.
 
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I always assumed it was human evolution at work.

Dudes with big Wangs get laid more and therefore have more kids and pass on their big Wang genes.
 
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