Tiger loose in Houston neighborhood

[Uber_Noober]

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2021/05/10/watch-tiger-on-the-loose-in-west-houston-neighborhood/

Who keeps a wild jungle cat as a pet in a suburban neighborhood, besides Mike Tyson?

 

[Sonny Qc]

In Texas?

He will get shot in no time.

 

[crabmeat]

In Texas?

He will get shot in no time.

Eh, it's Houston. It would be safer in Austin, though.

 

[Bacco]

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2021/05/10/watch-tiger-on-the-loose-in-west-houston-neighborhood/

Who keeps a wild jungle cat as a pet in a suburban neighborhood, besides Mike Tyson?

There are more tigers in USA than in India iirc

 

[Sirwastealot]

I don't know much about the situation but im on the tiger's side.

 

[fingercuffs]

Go get it, @Cool Hand Luke
I bet tiger's quite tasty.

 

[crabmeat]

Go get it, @Cool Hand Luke
I bet tiger's quite tasty.

I reckon it tastes similar to lion. I had a bite of a lion taco once. Kinda' tasted like a cross between pork and duck.

 

[fingercuffs]

I reckon it tastes similar to lion. I had a bite of a lion taco once. Kinda' tasted like a cross between pork and duck.

That sounds interesting.

 

[crabmeat]

That sounds interesting.

Yeah. It caused an uproar and the place took it off the menu. Damn things were $30 a pop.

 

[burningspear]

Was thinking tiger woods, drunk as a fart, swerving his stationwagon full of ho's.

 

[Goon Dog]

Yeah. It caused an uproar and the place took it off the menu. Damn things were $30 a pop.

Nicely done.

 

[crabmeat]

Nicely done.

That was by accident. I'm not that witty. Reminds me of the few moments in life where you accomplish something by sheer luck. Then, people think you're just being humble for not wanting to take credit.

 

[Streeter]

They better hope itsxa real Tiger n not Tiger Woods. A real Tiger you just shoot a few times. Tiger Woods will now ur ass down with his SUV.

 

[GSP_37]

Sounds like some negligent homicide incoming.

 

[cmw43]

There are more tigers in USA than in India iirc

It's estimated there might be more tigers in Texas alone than there living wild in the rest of the world combined.

 

[Bacco]

It's estimated there might be more tigers in Texas alone than there living wild in the rest of the world combined.

Yeah, i think that was the thing i remember, got it watching a series on netflix about some crazy druggie who had private big cats zoo and got in a feud with some crazy woman who had same hobby lol

 

[Gutter Chris]

Someone's gonna see it in their yard and go pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew ping!