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Thoughts on being a step father...

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  1. Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    When my wife and I met she had a special needs son that his real father abandoned when he was jailed for crimes against nature something about ritualistic unnatural abuse of a horse...

    any way my stepson is now in his mid thirties and refuses to leave the house. Every Time I broach the topic with him he starts screaming like a tard and threatening to burn himself...sigh

    I'm pondering having him legally evicted then committed to a sanatorium. but I think that would cause obvious issues with my wife I'm flummoxed boys what should I do?


    Btw he posts pretty frequently on sherdog

    Thoughts
     
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  2. JabToucher Banned Banned

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    You'd have to go extra hard on that kid.

    Dominance and that!
     
  3. dildos Titanium Belt

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    you just got cucked.

    raising another mans offspring like a beta male.

    good on you.
     
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    Good luck, handy!

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    Fuck him up!!
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  6. Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    Fuck you, you're not my real dad! I only scream like a tard when you try to touch my no no parts. Can't believe you'd post our business on here.
     
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    <{jackyeah}>


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    He's special needs and fucked in the head? Ask a shrink bro, the only (good) advice you'll get around here is to fill the room with uppercuts.

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  10. rearnakedchoke Suck it!

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    Tough spot. You are kinda stuck with this kid for life.
     
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    You better let that boy know what's up.....
     
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    Jack Handy and his woman

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    Brah, @CaptainEarth was banned. Sorry you had to hear the news from me.
     
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    I don't have kids and I've been dating for a few months. At first I thought I was open to a girl with kids but I found that I'm really not. I'm not settling with a girl unless she is kid free.
     
  17. satchmo OG Champ

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    Is his real father Mr. Hands...?
     
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    Send sonny boy off to live with his real dad.
     
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    I'd rather raise my own mistake instead of someone else's.
     

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