https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/11/amer...toise-sex-life-galapagos-scli-intl/index.html “When he started his campaign of promiscuity, there were just two males and 12 females of his species alive on the island. But the desirable shell-dweller had so much sex he helped boost the population to over 2,000. The Galapagos National Parks service believe the 100-year-old tortoise is the patriarch of around 40% of that population.” Play on playa.
I mean I know turtles lay like a hundred eggs at once because hardly any of those cute babies survive making it to the water and get eaten by everything once in the ocean too, I'm assuming tortoises also have a shit ton of babies? Not like trying to save the rhino population or something where there's 1 baby at a time. Cool story though The ladies say I fuck like a tortoise
