This playboy tortoise had so much sex he saved his entire species.

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  1. DaleBoca Gold Belt

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    https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/11/amer...toise-sex-life-galapagos-scli-intl/index.html

    “When he started his campaign of promiscuity, there were just two males and 12 females of his species alive on the island.

    But the desirable shell-dweller had so much sex he helped boost the population to over 2,000. The Galapagos National Parks service believe the 100-year-old tortoise is the patriarch of around 40% of that population.”

    Play on playa.

     
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    I mean I know turtles lay like a hundred eggs at once because hardly any of those cute babies survive making it to the water and get eaten by everything once in the ocean too, I'm assuming tortoises also have a shit ton of babies?

    Not like trying to save the rhino population or something where there's 1 baby at a time.


    Cool story though

    The ladies say I fuck like a tortoise
     
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    damn... you into some kinky asmr
     
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    Master Splinter only taught one turtle his real secrets
     
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    Now we need to know how many of his daughters he banged.
     
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    Craster the turtle. I guess you could even call his shell his "keep"
     
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    Those are sea turtles
     
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    I know, I assumed tortoises lay a lot too? Maybe not as many
     
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    Did he do incest? How would he even know?
     
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    He wasn't drunk bro
     
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    Haha... that's pretty funny.
     
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    I never realized how gross looking turtles actually were
     

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