This is how the UFC should be doing things

And Mario Yamasaki to referee all bouts

 

30x30 foot arena??? Are they trying to bore me? Make that shit 5x5!

 

Not gonna lie

 

Rumor has it they are trying to get Joe Rogans attention to promote the event

 

oh my god! That’s barbaric! Headbutts and fought in a prison! Where! is this online? Where is the link?

 

Just needs one more thing....

 

That's almost the size of my barn, you can basically jog in there!

 

i like how you have to really remember that exact scene to fully get the joke. well played sir

 

i'm down for all that except the no time limit. i'd be cool with a 15 or 20 minute round

 

Ring outs?
Ok, ok I’ll watch.