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  1. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    I came across a story in my news feed. And felt it was pertinent information to share with my wife.

    Take a look.
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    My wife is awesome. She has to deal with this kind of shit from me daily. Going strong for 14 years.

    I'm a lucky dude.
     
  2. supnmunm Black Belt

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    No wonder my skin is so clear and wrinkle free
     
  3. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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  4. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    did she do it thought, did she though
     
  5. SFMMA Brown Belt

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    Your wife's skin isn't as young as you think and I've been busting on it occasionally. Maybe I need to creampie her less.
     
  6. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Shes at work. So in actuality no not yet. And in truth no probably not ever. Lol
     
  7. FyrFytr998 Dig Your Way Out (2021)

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    Shit. That's like Monday morning breakfast table talk with the wifey. Play on playa.
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  8. A.A. Riggs Black By Demand

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    I think her response emoji means y'all better get ready for a kiss, snowball.



    Username checks out tho...
     
  9. Uptown Swinger --⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆- ✡ -⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆--

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    Pics of your wife!
     
  10. My name is Shawn

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    She forwarded that link to her boyfriend and there was a totally different conversation
     
  11. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    I can't in good conscience do that to sherdog.

    Her beauty would overload the servers bro. Do you want that on your head??? Do you???
     
  12. A.A. Riggs Black By Demand

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    I think we're clear that no one wants anything on their head.
     
  13. mooseman17 Red Belt

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    I think I’ve used the same European facial joke on my wife for the past 11 years whenever she’d mention wanting to get a facial at a European spa.
     
  14. fungi rl

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    Hi Will!

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  15. IloveTHIS Literal God

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