1. We are currently experiencing technical difficulties. For those experiencing login issues, a temporary solution is to clear your cache and cookies on your web browser. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.
  2. The official Sherdog Store is back! Check it out! » Discuss it here! »

Social This chick at the supermarket mugged me off

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by EatMyShorts, Feb 15, 2020.

  1. EatMyShorts Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2013
    Messages:
    2,129
    Likes Received:
    166
    Yeah, a cashier.

    I've had some drama at this place in the past.

    First off, I only ever go to female cashiers whilst paying for my groceries cause the dudes that work there are creepy.

    Plus most of the chicks are hot and I enjoy the sexual tension.

    This cutie had been giving me the "fuck me" eyes the past few weeks so, I'd been going to her exclusively.
    I was waiting on the signals but when I got to the register I wasn't getting the "all the way" go ahead, so I assumed she was just fuckin' with me - you know how chicks do.
    That's cool - I'm happy just to play the sexual-tension game.

    Last time I'm in, no "fuck me" eyes.
    If anything I got the "fuck off" feeling from her but, out of four registers, two dudes two gals - she was the cutest so, hell, I just followed general protocol.

    She's mad.
    Basically throwing the groceries at me.
    When I go to pay, I tell her I'm paying in cash, and make the "money" motion with my fingers - in her face,

    [​IMG]

    She literally throws my change into my hands, real mad now.

    Then - icing on the cake - gives me this long "fuck my ass" look and asks me, "want your receipt?".

    Like a dumb ass horny man I fall for it, upon which time she laughs in my face and waves me off, kind of like Smokey in "It's Friday".

    [​IMG]

    You believe that shit?

    Is this some friendly "hard to get" - or legit hatred and will to oppress the man-bastard?
     
  2. Isa If you can read this, you are too close

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2006
    Messages:
    48,877
    Likes Received:
    37,253
    Location:
    In a box
    You sound insane
     
  3. ScarfaceJr All praise honor & glory to the most High

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2014
    Messages:
    11,266
    Likes Received:
    2,032
    none of this happened
     
  4. Cpt Migraine Never out of likes..

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2018
    Messages:
    5,809
    Likes Received:
    2,677
    So this is where you get an intervention..
     
  5. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2015
    Messages:
    62,855
    Likes Received:
    13
    Location:
    5/7/89 Grateful Dead show, Frost amphitheatre
    It was a good OP until you posted up that stupid fucking Irish idiot jackass dipshit. I am the Conor hater, nobody else.
     
  6. JabToucher Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2018
    Messages:
    13,931
    Likes Received:
    4,945
    Location:
    UK
  7. Vergilius Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 11, 2011
    Messages:
    3,508
    Likes Received:
    1,744
  8. Fatality Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2018
    Messages:
    2,951
    Likes Received:
    2,579
    I give you 2 more weeks before she has you banned for being a creepy stalker.
     
  9. Otto! Steel Belt Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2008
    Messages:
    27,141
    Likes Received:
    21,020
    Location:
    On my bike, or gone fishing
    You put way too much faith in your ability to read signals.

    what you perceive as “fuck me”eyes may be just “not this fucking creep again” eyes.
     
  10. Midnighter Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2009
    Messages:
    14,672
    Likes Received:
    2,278
    Please seek help.

    I don't know what's wrong with you, but there's something.
     
  11. Isa If you can read this, you are too close

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2006
    Messages:
    48,877
    Likes Received:
    37,253
    Location:
    In a box
    I think he is beyond help
     
  12. xhaydenx Black Belt

    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2015
    Messages:
    6,461
    Likes Received:
    4,681
    Love the comedy lol. This was great.
     
  13. Krixes The Undefeated Gaul Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2017
    Messages:
    14,707
    Likes Received:
    12,971
    Location:
    Always moving
    I'm replacing the song "Bette Davis Eyes" with "I wanna Fuck You Eyes". Seems to work

    <5>


     
  14. ThulsaDooom Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2010
    Messages:
    4,953
    Likes Received:
    1,412
    Oh, it did happen. Just completely in the OP's warped little mind.
     
  15. Milgrim Australopithecus - not your average hominid

    Joined:
    May 28, 2006
    Messages:
    10,714
    Likes Received:
    3,661
    Location:
    Turtle Island
    10-9 Cashier IMO. TS is the CM Punk of grocery shopping.
     
  16. EatMyShorts Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2013
    Messages:
    2,129
    Likes Received:
    166
    Okay okay we've got passed the, "none of this happened" and "OP needs help" posts.

    Can we progress onto some constructive feedback?

    Entertain the idea that this actually happened in real lfe.

    What would be the analysis?

    Goes without saying, "avoid that cashier in future" but, additional perspectives, let's say?
     
  17. Midnighter Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2009
    Messages:
    14,672
    Likes Received:
    2,278
    I believe this happened.

    My post was serious.

    I'm worried about you, buddy.
     
  18. EatMyShorts Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2013
    Messages:
    2,129
    Likes Received:
    166
    Why would that possibly be something to worry about?

    A gal told me to go fuck myself - big deal?
    Avoid gals like that in future - simple.

    Still though, I need additional insights into WTF exactly went on here?
     
  19. Bacco Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2015
    Messages:
    14,896
    Likes Received:
    6,146
    Location:
    Italy
    Lol at male cashiers being the creepy ones in this story
     
  20. DaleBoca Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2012
    Messages:
    22,722
    Likes Received:
    10,825

    Literally.
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.