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Yeah, a cashier.
I've had some drama at this place in the past.
First off, I only ever go to female cashiers whilst paying for my groceries cause the dudes that work there are creepy.
Plus most of the chicks are hot and I enjoy the sexual tension.
This cutie had been giving me the "fuck me" eyes the past few weeks so, I'd been going to her exclusively.
I was waiting on the signals but when I got to the register I wasn't getting the "all the way" go ahead, so I assumed she was just fuckin' with me - you know how chicks do.
That's cool - I'm happy just to play the sexual-tension game.
Last time I'm in, no "fuck me" eyes.
If anything I got the "fuck off" feeling from her but, out of four registers, two dudes two gals - she was the cutest so, hell, I just followed general protocol.
She's mad.
Basically throwing the groceries at me.
When I go to pay, I tell her I'm paying in cash, and make the "money" motion with my fingers - in her face,
She literally throws my change into my hands, real mad now.
Then - icing on the cake - gives me this long "fuck my ass" look and asks me, "want your receipt?".
Like a dumb ass horny man I fall for it, upon which time she laughs in my face and waves me off, kind of like Smokey in "It's Friday".
You believe that shit?
Is this some friendly "hard to get" - or legit hatred and will to oppress the man-bastard?
I've had some drama at this place in the past.
First off, I only ever go to female cashiers whilst paying for my groceries cause the dudes that work there are creepy.
Plus most of the chicks are hot and I enjoy the sexual tension.
This cutie had been giving me the "fuck me" eyes the past few weeks so, I'd been going to her exclusively.
I was waiting on the signals but when I got to the register I wasn't getting the "all the way" go ahead, so I assumed she was just fuckin' with me - you know how chicks do.
That's cool - I'm happy just to play the sexual-tension game.
Last time I'm in, no "fuck me" eyes.
If anything I got the "fuck off" feeling from her but, out of four registers, two dudes two gals - she was the cutest so, hell, I just followed general protocol.
She's mad.
Basically throwing the groceries at me.
When I go to pay, I tell her I'm paying in cash, and make the "money" motion with my fingers - in her face,
She literally throws my change into my hands, real mad now.
Then - icing on the cake - gives me this long "fuck my ass" look and asks me, "want your receipt?".
Like a dumb ass horny man I fall for it, upon which time she laughs in my face and waves me off, kind of like Smokey in "It's Friday".
You believe that shit?
Is this some friendly "hard to get" - or legit hatred and will to oppress the man-bastard?
