Thinking of Buying Another Truck 4x4, Possibly H2 Hummer

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  1. Yoel Bromero

    Yoel Bromero Orange Belt

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    Theres no way someone in 2019 is planning on buying a hummer h2 <{clintugh}>
    Did you also purchase a pontiac aztez earlier this year?
     
  2. MikeMcMann

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    TS what steps are you taking to offset your carbon footprint?

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    i dont like this all black with that silver front honestly.
     
  5. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    He has a really small penis. One lifted truck is not enough compensation.<Moves>
     
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    You could just save some money and get a penis enlargement instead for your pathetic cock.
     
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  7. grizzard2bid

    grizzard2bid Happy Camper Belt

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    Hah, and those idiots who buy Toyota Supras......for 40-50k.
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    Brah, some vehicles are just made well enough or be unique enough to be fun to drive in 2019. The engine H2 hummer has still is used in gas Silverados 2500 and 3500s. It's a heavy duty motor and tranny brah. Chevy hasn't done shit over the last 10-15 years.
     
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  9. grizzard2bid

    grizzard2bid Happy Camper Belt

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    Twice last week. I had to tow a couple of trailer under 5000 lbs.
    My bed has plastic bed liner, so it is pristine indeed. I hauled my dirt bike the weekend before last and a few pallets for work later last week.
    Truck gets used, so I'm still shopping for an actual truck and not H2, but H2s are just cheaper.
     
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  10. Stranger Come Knocking

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    Ahh so you do use it.

    Hmmm

    Can't give you shit

    What now?
     
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  11. grizzard2bid

    grizzard2bid Happy Camper Belt

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    I don't know. I'd like to know how people feel about lifted H2.
    It got a bad rep as a douchemobile, cause too many jokers were driving it with big chrome rims back in the 04-05. But the truck is actually a very affordable 4x4. It's half heavy-duty and half 1/2 ton pickup. The engine and transmission is from a heavy duty Chevy Silverado. I do plan on lifting it and widening the stance, but I will also put thicker coil springs in the back or airbags to make it more tow worthy so it doesn't sag from trailer weights. Even though it's kinda short for a tow truck (only 122'' wheelbase, vs my truck that has 170'' wheelbase), I think it's still a decent tow truck because of low overhang and because it is actually pretty damn heavy at 6500lbs.
     
  12. Stranger Come Knocking

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    Sorry pal, don't know shit about h2. I was just foolin around. I would like to get a 70s or 80s style body truck done up all nice and new one day though. I like those for some reason.
     
  13. boingyman

    boingyman If can, can. If no can, no can.

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    You guys.. LMAO


    TS. Buy whatever you want and dont worry if you look like a douche... good chance you are already one anyways lol.
     
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    Buying a H2 for towing lol
     
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  16. 90 50

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    So you got rid of a suburban because it had 30k miles and are looking at older vehicles?

    Just say the note got to be a pitb and buy a low mile(for the age) Silverado like a 2011-14 with 100k on the clock

    The 5.3’s will go 300k miles with proper maintenance
     
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    Madmick Cerebrage Staff Member Senior Moderator

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  18. Revolver

    Revolver you sound poor Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Think you're asking this question in the wrong place. Everyone here hates on lifted trucks. I personally think a lifted H2 would look pretty cool.
     
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  19. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    He had 30k IN it not on it and needed the money for his other money pit.
     
  20. grizzard2bid

    grizzard2bid Happy Camper Belt

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    I agree. The box design similar to a jeep just looks good when elevated. I've never seen a lifted jeep or H2 that looked terrible lifted.
     
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