Think of your own strong man event.

I think that the Milo carry would be a good event. Carry a full grown bull for time. fastest 100 meter carry to the butcher shop. Give those peta mother fuckers another thing to cry about.
 
Yeah involving live animals is definitely the way to go.

They should have a contest where the harness a strong man to one end of a chain and a horse to the other and see who can be the first to eat a carrot placed like 6 paces in front of each contestant.
 
400m dumbell shotputt, you've got a 400m course and a 35lb dumbell. Contestants must pick up the dumbell and shot putt it as far as possible then run to it pick it up and throw it again, fastest time over 400m wins.
 
I say place someone in a vat of hungry possums. Whoever can kill the most possums with their bare hands wins.
 

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