Things You've learned about sherdog Culture

[ehtheist]

The muscle worship in this forum is through the roof. I think this place is actually one giant closet that many of the users hides in. A post about a 9.75/10 model will garner "Elbows too pointy" and general disdain, while a thread about Overeem's physique is laden with the unspoken desire of "I just want to touch those muscles... Just for a bit..." and constant protestations of "no romo!" Methinks Sherdog protests too much!

 

[Slobodan]

The muscle worship in this forum is through the roof. I think this place is actually one giant closet that many of the users hides in. A post about a 9.75/10 model will garner "Elbows too pointy" and general disdain, while a thread about Overeem's physique is laden with the unspoken desire of "I just want to touch those muscles... Just for a bit..." and constant protestations of "no romo!" Methinks Sherdog protests too much!

 

[TrainInVain]

Well I must have compiled some boring ass stats then.

Maybe you need more BREAKING, or INSANE in your thread titles. Toss in some Ronda hate and add a dash of Conor worship.

 

[Eyepokesftw]

We Mansplain things around here.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Mine has a slight curve to the left

Me too! Penis bros.?

 

[dije1]

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[seatea]

If given the opportunity, just about every poster will go into detail about the appearance of their penis.

"Monopoly likes this post" Hmm, does that mean she likes when I describe my penis to her, or is she just agreeing with the sentiment of your post? I'll play it safe and keep talking about my penis.

 

[Kick Strickland]

TS it's all about making a catchy thread title. Something controversial and strong. Like "sourdough bread sucks here are some mma stats."

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

It's really bad here. 4 Chan those guys just realize they are wrong apologize or leave here. Guys here take it personal for some reason and just keep going. It's making me think we have a high % of autist here lol

Fixed usernames vs anon

 

[EJAXXX]

If given the opportunity, just about every poster will go into detail about the appearance of their penis.

I feel like talking about mine right now... I see what you mean.

 

[ShinkanPo]

I find this forum kinda funny.

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Sherdog prefers Jeff Buckley's "Hallelujah" to Leonard Cohen's. Blasphemy.

 

[Steve-French]

Share some things you've learned about sherdog culture over the years.

Example:

I love MMA. I love all the stats that come with the sport. I use to assume other fans did too so I would compile stats, find trends or patterns, and make what I thought were awesome thought provoking threads. Then I'd post them and they'd get 3 responses and die.

But if I post a thread that says something like, " I love rye toast with butter" I'm likely to get 15 pages of debate about the merits of sourdough vs. rye.

I know what you mean. I made one the other day and I got a couple of shitty responses. The thread was titled "UFC Champions that have never won 3 or more consecutive fights in the UFC" Here's a couple of good ones I got.

Who cares geek?

What's the point of this statistic? What are you trying to prove?

I thought it was legit discussion for an MMA board. It Seems like more people are interested in threads about Conor McGregor with his shirt off. Here's the thread anyway.

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/u...ive-fights-in-the-ufc.3171619/#post-113452361

 

[Handsomebwonderfull]

Fixed usernames vs anon

Good point

 

[Steve-French]

The muscle worship in this forum is through the roof. I think this place is actually one giant closet that many of the users hides in. A post about a 9.75/10 model will garner "Elbows too pointy" and general disdain, while a thread about Overeem's physique is laden with the unspoken desire of "I just want to touch those muscles... Just for a bit..." and constant protestations of "no romo!" Methinks Sherdog protests too much!

For sure Sherdog loves muscles. I made these gifs the other day for a post a gif to best describe a fighters fan thread.

 

[ehtheist]

@Lionel Mandrake , I think you've captured the two-spirit nature of Sherdog in a few images. Namaste.

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Sherdoggers are the only people that think Event Horizon is a good movie... (this doesn't include me).

 

[Pliny Pete]

Just the mention of pro rasslin brings out Sherdog posters deepest darkest insecurities and they all find it necessary to explain how they "used to watch it but now theyre grown ass fake tough guys that dont understand how anyone can watch that baby crap" but yet they still post in every single thread that has anything to do with pro rasslin

 

[FinalFight]

It's a fucking sausage fest up in this bitch.

 

[Pliny Pete]

Sherdog prefers Jeff Buckley's "Hallelujah" to Leonard Cohen's. Blasphemy.

This is my favorite version
Dont let the makeup fool ya this clown can stir the emotions in the song