Things you'll never understand

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I'll go first. Fat girls who ride horses and say they love them. We all know at least 1 from facebook. You weigh 300 fucking lbs. That horse doesn't like dragging your fat ass around guaranteed. Do your horse a favor and eat some carrots or some shit.
 
:eek::eek::eek::eek:philia. Just the thought of anyone being attracted to young children makes me sick, and I'll never understand the attraction when you've got plenty of legal, good looking people to desire instead.
 
how the conditioner gets empty before shampoo
 
how the conditioner gets empty before shampoo

mine goes first because I use conditioner as a shave gel replacement for my balls, then condition my balls before I condition my hair, and smooth nuts are more important than shiny hair
 
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Just to clarify, most horses can't safely carry around 300 lbs.
 
I know youre speaking in hyperbole but most fat girls don't weigh close to 300lbs. They most likely weigh under 200. I'm sure a horse would have no problem carrying them around.
 
I know youre speaking in hyperbole but most fat girls don't weigh close to 300lbs. They most likely weigh under 200. I'm sure a horse would have no problem carrying them around.

I agree, a 300lbs girl would not be able to get up on a horse.
 
I know youre speaking in hyperbole but most fat girls don't weigh close to 300lbs. They most likely weigh under 200. I'm sure a horse would have no problem carrying them around.

Bwahahahha. Not in the midwest and south.
 
Quantum entanglement. I know the math says it's true but it fucking creeps me out that it can be proven experimentally. WTF???
 
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