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  1. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    What kinds of things you do when you eat chips?

    I look for the folded ones first, they are the best double the crunch! sooo good

    For example with like Spicy Naucho Doritos I look for the most seasoned chips first and rummage through the bag - which I always regret cause at the end it's all plan

    Sometimes I take my bag and smash it against the wall cause I can eat the crumbs and it provides a more potent flavour punch and crunch factor per capita

    Also when I get deep into the bag I pull out my couch scissors and cut the bag in half to not lose time in the dig - quicker chip access for the win!!

    Who does dips
     
  2. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    Don't forget to lick the seasoning off my finger tips at the end too! The cinematic equivalent to a climactic happy ending!! <DCWhoa>
     
  3. loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Random acts of violence.

    But seriously, WHY THE FUCK would you do that (yeah, I know you explain why, but I'm not buying that)? The bigger the chips, the better. Plus, you gotta dip the chip, can't do that with smashed chips.

    God, you sound like an awful human being ...!
     
  4. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    You never poured a bunch of broken chip fragments from what's left in the bag into what's left of the dip in the container, mixed it up and ate it with a spoon?
     
  5. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    Or spread that on some bread to make a sandwich while depressing music plays in the background
     
  6. loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Now you kinda sound like a homeless person, not that there's anything wrong with that.

    Broken chip fragments are useless to me. Fuck them. Fuck chip fragments.
     
  7. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    You never tilt your head back, put an industrial sized funnel in your mouth - bite hard and hold the chip package over it and let the yummy fragments fall in ??
     
  8. ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    I don't eat chips very often.
     
  9. loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Funny, because I just had this:

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    They're asian af.
     
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  10. DaleBoca Gold Belt

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    Watch tv.
     
  11. loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    What did I just say? Fuck chip fragments. I feel very strongly about this. I go as far as throwing the bag of chips in the trashcan when most of the chips left aren't at least somewhat perfect in size, shape and form.

    I rather buy two bags of chips and eat the good ones out of each, which makes for probably a bag of chips all in all.
     
  12. Stranger Come Knocking Red Belt

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    You sound fat

    And greasy
     
  13. Andersons Foot Banned Banned

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    I don't really do anything in particular. Cutting the bag is a good idea though.
     
  14. punky brewster Red Belt

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    We get it, you're rich. You can engage in egregious displays of obscene wealth by sacrificing perfectly good chips. Some of us can't afford that. I take the the broken crumbs and put them in gruel to add flavor. Or when times are really tight, I'll take some of the residual salt and oil and smear it on pieces of cardboard, and eat the seasoned cardboard as a snack.
     
  15. loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    I'm starting to think that @Clippy might really be a murrican.
     
  16. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    I don't eat chips. A real man eats whole potatoes.
     
  17. zapataxiv Red Belt

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    Fo sheez dude is definitely part of the 0.09%
    I remember during the recesseion you get killed for for having chip fragments, a whole fucking bag could lead to an all out battle.
     
  18. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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  19. Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    lmao clippy wtf
    swear ur a fukkin crackhead
     
  20. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    In Canada we call them crisps
     

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