Things that still need to be invented

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- cure for male pattern baldness
- cure for common cold
- real Spanish Fly for women
- mouthwash that stops me burping up garlic breath
- controlled fusion

all in that order

What's missing?
 
- cure for male pattern baldness - Rogain, hair transplants, propecia
- cure for common cold - can't be done. Read a book
- real Spanish Fly for women - called a "roofie" if that's not your thing, EU has Flibanserin. aka female viagra
- mouthwash that stops me burping up garlic breath - Prilosec OTC, not mouthwash, but would prevent this

automatic fleshlight - Use Google

Fixed with answers to ones that can be done
 
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So the TS is bald, has a bad immune system, can't get laid and has bad breath.
 
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He also has a high energy bill.
 
tried to make a cool thread.

they turned one me.
 
Force Fields
laser guns
deep space travel
invisibility
tractor beams
flying cars
star trek transporter machine
Death Star
Light Saber
 
beta blockers that make women shut up instead of sharing every thought in their silly little heads
 
- cure for common cold

It's called diet and exercise. If you get colds, you are fucking up with your conditioning, or you need to clean up your intake. Simple.

- controlled fusion

Cold fission is a far more interesting line leading to the same destination. Although, controlled fusion could follow, supposing you implement cold fission.
 
jackets for your legs. if your wearing a suit or something you can wear a nice pea coat but there is absolutely nothing even semi formal to keep your legs warm.
 
a microwave that also chills and freezes instantly.
 
Force Fields
laser guns
deep space travel
invisibility
tractor beams
flying cars
star trek transporter machine
Death Star
Light Saber

Your wish has been granted...

 
-Mapping for individual neurons in repetitive thought patterns. We could say goodbye to schizophrenia, depression, anxiety, and hallucinations.

-Terraforming technology. Our quest for interplanetary habitation begins.

-Particle suspension and/or wormhole navigation. Assuming you had a vessel that could reach light speed, it would take eons to reach it if you wanted the crew on board to survive in our current form. Let's skip the wind-up.

-Immersive virtual reality. The Matrix, except you don't get rekt if you die in the simulation.

-Production coilguns. The technology is already present, and you can make one at home (yes, it's legal). However, to make one that's useful as a hunting/competitive/defensive device, it would be too cumbersome to be practical. Let's dial the materials down, and turn the efficiency up.
 
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Warp speed/FTL (Faster Than Light) interstellar travel capability

Asteroid mining

Gundam-esque space stations
 
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