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  1. huskylord Blue Belt

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    - cure for male pattern baldness
    - cure for common cold
    - real Spanish Fly for women
    - mouthwash that stops me burping up garlic breath
    - controlled fusion

    all in that order

    What's missing?
     
  2. chunglii No Me Duele

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  3. Luke Rockhard Banned Banned

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    Fixed with answers to ones that can be done
     
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  4. Revolver you sound poor

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    So the TS is bald, has a bad immune system, can't get laid and has bad breath.
     
  5. Luke Rockhard Banned Banned

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    thread over.
     
  6. huskylord Blue Belt

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  7. Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    He also has a high energy bill.
     
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    tried to make a cool thread.

    they turned one me.
     
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    here's one. A set of car tires that don't wear out. Michelin is currently working on it.
     
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    this thread high jacked the thread completely
     
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    What, are they making them out of Feminist's complaints?
     
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    Force Fields
    laser guns
    deep space travel
    invisibility
    tractor beams
    flying cars
    star trek transporter machine
    Death Star
    Light Saber
     
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    beta blockers that make women shut up instead of sharing every thought in their silly little heads
     
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    It's called diet and exercise. If you get colds, you are fucking up with your conditioning, or you need to clean up your intake. Simple.

    Cold fission is a far more interesting line leading to the same destination. Although, controlled fusion could follow, supposing you implement cold fission.
     
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    jackets for your legs. if your wearing a suit or something you can wear a nice pea coat but there is absolutely nothing even semi formal to keep your legs warm.
     
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    a microwave that also chills and freezes instantly.
     
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    Your wish has been granted...

     
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    -Mapping for individual neurons in repetitive thought patterns. We could say goodbye to schizophrenia, depression, anxiety, and hallucinations.

    -Terraforming technology. Our quest for interplanetary habitation begins.

    -Particle suspension and/or wormhole navigation. Assuming you had a vessel that could reach light speed, it would take eons to reach it if you wanted the crew on board to survive in our current form. Let's skip the wind-up.

    -Immersive virtual reality. The Matrix, except you don't get rekt if you die in the simulation.

    -Production coilguns. The technology is already present, and you can make one at home (yes, it's legal). However, to make one that's useful as a hunting/competitive/defensive device, it would be too cumbersome to be practical. Let's dial the materials down, and turn the efficiency up.
     
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    Warp speed/FTL (Faster Than Light) interstellar travel capability

    Asteroid mining

    Gundam-esque space stations
     
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