Things that happen IRL that remind(ed) you of sherdog

[Verace]

- Whenever i see manlets now.

- I also walk by 3 guys that looks like Marco Ruas, Fedor and Luke Thomas every week and think about "my friends say i look like" threads

- I was just walking in the street right now and i passed by two women and overheard one saying to the other:
"Oh my god, lots of people i hate at work are going on vacation this month. Next weeks are going to be amazing!"
And they both started laughing histerically.
My first though was "these fucking bum souls".

 

[Frank McEdgar]

I'm always distracted and looking around when I'm at an airport

Every picture I see now I imagine how I could shoop it

 

[CBohl]

I look at women’s elbows all the time now.

 

[Doug and bugs]

When I poop my pants on a date.

 

[Mammothman]

I always check people's hairline

 

[wrestlefan]

I once saw someone bench more than 275 and I figured they must be using fake weights.

 

[Dana's Moonface]

Hairlines

Chav's walking around with invisible lats

 

[The Dreamcatcher]

The amount of gifs posted in my office's slack channel

 

[cck311**]

Whenever I'm out and see a 6 ft 4 260 pounder with 4 percent body fat and a Boise dime on his arm. I want to go chat and ask him what his sherdog screen name is, but I'm sure he has an important meeting at the business factory to get to and doesn't have time to waste changing my bum life by acknowledging my existence.

 

[TheJohnnyWalkerEra]

Every time I look in the mirror or see another jacked 6'5" Adonis

 

[Connor McGregor]

Why yes, I am also a Sherdogger

 

[Normot]

When I take my morning shit the toilet bowl reminds me of sherdog.

 

[Thesnake101]

Whenever I see kids with Marge Simpson hair all I can think of is Cheick Kongo.

 

[Kenny Powerth]

Saying something about birds when I see a poster or a girls elbows being too pointy

and I HATE/LOVE it

 

[Kenny Powerth]

I am going to UFC Columbus with some friends that may be considered to be “casuals” and I keep saying

Big Frank
Cody NeckTats etc

nobody knows what I mean except for my sherbros

 

[Verace]

I am going to UFC Columbus with some friends that may be considered to be “casuals” and I keep saying

Big Frank
Cody NeckTats etc

nobody knows what I mean except for my sherbros

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Oh... we definitely have a lexicon of our own

Is normal
"XXX" is a can
p4p the dumbest shit i ever heard
Hespect
Well spoken and explosive
Huge if true
Living in his head
TST
Wood

There are many more im forgetting, but If you dont know what any of these mean you cant call yourself a true sherdogger

 

[Sweater of AV]

Whenever I see a quote I assume it was from Kenny Florian.

 

[Kenny Powerth]

Oh... we definitely have a lexicon of our own

Is normal
"XXX" is a can
p4p the dumbest shit i ever heard
Hespect
Well spoken and explosive
Huge if true
Living in his head
TST
Wood

There are many more im forgetting, but If you dont know what any of these mean you cant call yourself a true sherdogger

I dont know if this constitutes being a sherdogger but the other day me and some buddies were watching the Jones vs Santos replay on TV and I said "He can smell the opening!!!" (an old Goldie reference) and I thought it was the funniest thing.... everyone looked at me like a dumbass.

Btw, nice thread. @Verace

 

[revoltub]

When I fist bump people I imagine touching teh tips of teh jabs

 

[Qays Stetkevich]

Whenever I see a small-cock call some hipster "beta".